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📍people from the Midwest
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📍ranch dressing
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📍pizza
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Nobody:
Midwesterners: Ope better mow the lawn today before it rains tomorrow
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Every Midwesterner asking for help politely
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“What do you do for fun in the Midwest?”
Midwesterners: twitter.com/McConaughey/st…
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Midwest culture is skipping the town firework show for the neighbor who just bought $10k worth of mortars
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midwesterners entering “second winter” after experiencing “fool’s spring”
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Nothing says a midwesterner experience like driving to target with your windows down because it's 45 degrees & you didn't want to "waste" such a "beautiful day"
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Stop talking trash about different Midwest states:
Minnesota is ICONIC
Wisconsin is BEAUTIFUL
Illinois is MAGNIFICENT
Michigan is GREAT
Ohio
Iowa is CUTTING EDGE
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Some of you didn’t have walls like this and it shows
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A real conversation between midwesterners:
“Ope, scuse me”
“Oh sorry about that”
“Nope my bad, you’re fine no worries”
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I haven’t felt joy since the last time my parents said “go back to sleep it’s a snow day”
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*small town introduction*
Kid 1: “I’m from a small town”
Kid 2: “OH YA, HOW MANY PEOPLE WERE IN YOUR GRADUATING CLASS? I HAD 15.”
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7 Things the Rest of the Country Should Thank the Midwest For
1. Target
2. Computers
3. Tenderloins
4. Ice-cream
5. Roller skates
6. Toasted Ravioli
7. Sliced bread (yup)
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There’s a lot of talk on midwesterners saying “ope” all the time.
What really needs to be talked about though is how we whisper “scuse me” so quietly when walking by someone we might as well say nothing
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it’s officially cold enough to where it’s actually illegal. Due to this inclement weather, the Midwest will be closed today.
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how to tell if a Midwesterner is fighting for their life 101:
“all good don’t worry about it” *there are plenty of worries*
"Livin' the dream!" *this is a desperate cry for help*
“hanging in there” they are literally hanging on by the smallest strand of thread in existence*
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody