476
The fact Wisconsin hasn’t stolen the Upper Peninsula of Michigan says everything you need to know about Midwest nice
477
Learn Midwestern Before the Holidays
No Yeah = Yes
Yeah no = No
Yeah no for sure = Definitely
Yeah no yeah = I’m sorry, but unfortunately, the answer is yes
No yeah no = oh no, you’ve got nothing to worry about
478
Midwesterner 40 degree weather starter pack:
479
The CDC said my mom will take us if yours will pick us up
481
Midwesterner DNA
❄️ 🌽
🍻🌪
🧀
☔️🚧
🌽 🍻
🧀 ❄️
🌽 🍻
🌪 ☔️
🌽🥓
🧀
🍻🌽
❄️ 🚧
🍻 🌪
🥓 🌽
☔️ 🧀
🍻🌽
🚧🍻
🌪 ❄️
482
People in the Midwest when it’s 60 degrees vs people in California when it’s 60
483
Yeah sex is good, but have you ever driven with the windows down in 40 degree weather in March?
484
i am a:
⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘 midwesterner
seeking:
⚪️ men
⚪️ women
🔘 a thunderstorm and tornado to entertain me during quarantine
486
Midwesterners can’t help themselves but say the following at restaurants:
- (when the line is getting long behind them) “"we got here just in time!"
- (when getting the check) “Alright, what’s the damage?”
- (coming out of the bathroom) “You ready to rock and roll?”
487
Driving in the Midwest at 6pm is an extreme sport
488
*temp gets above 35° in winter*
midwesterners: guess I don’t need my coat today
489
If a midwesterners drops something in a field and no one is around to hear it do they still Ope?
490
“Where are you from?”
*midwestern state*
“So do you just drive around eating cheese curds on gravel roads surrounded by corn and cows?”
me: absolutely
492
Midwesterners are born with the ability to smell a tornado coming
493
Me: it’s cold
Midwesterner with no coat: you think this is cold? Wow. I was born in the snow. I’m not wearing a coat and I’m still not cold. Midwesterners just don’t get cold easily because we’re genetically immune after generations of suffering.
494
Watch out for your ex this midwestern wind is blowing trash everywhere
495
Top Midwest Sides
9. Oreo fluff
8. Cheesy potatoes
7. Jello Salad
6. Seven layer dip
5. Pickle wraps
4. Puppy Chow
3. Crock pot meatballs
2. Scotcharoos
1. Buffalo Chicken Dip
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WHAT DO WE WANT?
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497
Nobody:
Midwesterners: i can’t wait for our first big thunderstorm
498
There’s all these tweets about “Ope” as a midwestern phrase but we what really need to discuss is the “no worries” vs “you’re fine” response to sorry
retweet for “you’re fine”
favorite for “no worries”
499
Nobody:
Midwesterners: planting season hype video
500
*drops below 85 degrees*
Midwest kitchen:
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody