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Midwest moms watching from the window while their children shovel snow
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We are all living in a Midwest simulation
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Midwesterners in negative 15 degree degree with wind chill: “Wouldn’t be so bad out if it wasn’t for the wind..”
Meanwhile in Florida with a high of only 53 and it’s the end of the world
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There is nothing better than a crisp cool night in the Midwest that ends with a bonfire
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Every time a Midwesterner says “ope” or “lemme just squeeze by ya,” a corn stalk bursts forth from the ground somewhere in rural Midwest
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Midwest culture is hearing the tornado sirens going off, checking the news station, and still not going into a basement or shelter area until you hear a tornado knocking on your door asking politely if it can wreck your home.
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Unpopular opinion: 30° and no wind is warm
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it’s fall in the midwest and it’s
⚪️ raining
⚪️ snowing
🔘 both
because:
⚪️ midwest weather
⚪️ climate change
🔘 ᵗʰᵃᵗ’ˢ ˢʰᵒʷ ᵇⁱᶻᶻ ᵇᵃᵇʸ
460
If you accidentally say you’re from a small town around midwesterners you’ll get into a competition for who had the smaller school and someone will inevitably bring up how they had “drive your tractor to school day”
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Part of being a midwesterner is getting overly excited when a movie scene takes place in your state
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Midwesterners when they see a pretty sunset:
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As a Midwesterner, fall is the superior season. Shorts and hoodie weather, no humidity, leaves changing. It is a very spiritual time and we are thriving. living our best life if you will.
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Yeah culvers is good but have you ever successfully avoided all the potholes on your daily commute?
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“That has to be tough to get up in the winter”
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In the Midwest we don't stop at stop signs, we do what we call "a rolling stop" or slide through the stop in the winter.
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Mother Nature: you cannot have -46 wind chills Thursday and then 42 degrees on Saturday, that’s an 88 degree difference in 2 days.
Midwest: hold my corn
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Midwestern pride is suffering through a 40 degree day in October with a hoodie because you don’t want to give winter the satisfaction of getting your winter coat out yet
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Looking at a big hill and thinking “that’d be fun to sled down in the winter”
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“You can’t go from a tornado to 4 inches of snow in 24 hours”
Midwest: hold my corn
472
as a midwesterner, 40 degrees in mid
December is shorts and hoodie weather which is a very spiritual time for us. We are thriving, living our best life, if you will
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There’s all these tweets about midwesterners saying “ope.” What really needs to be talked about is the phrase “Welp” you use to express an unspoken need hidden by a desire not to inconvenience anyone after a particularly good conversation but it really is time to get going
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*global pandemic*
“How are you?”
Midwesterners: I’m doing good! Living the dream. How are you?
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody