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When you ask a Midwesterner “how’s it going?”
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*Midwesterners validating weather*
-20 out: “it wouldn’t be that cold without the wind”
99 degrees: “i’m only sweating because of the humidity”
20 degrees: “honestly if ya stand in the sun it’s not that bad”
40 degrees: driving with the windows down bc it’s finally “nice out”
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If you drank out of this as a kid you’re immune to the Coronavirus
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Every Midwesterner has wondered if they could drive underneath
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This is not acceptable even in the Midwest twitter.com/brebbbbb/statu…
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Midwesterners justifying summer heat “it wouldn’t be so bad if we had a little breeze”
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The Midwest has 13 seasons:
Winter
Fool’s Spring
Second Winter
Spring of Deception
Polar Vortex
“It wouldn’t be so bad out without the wind”
Actual Spring
Pothole season
Hell’s front porch
False Fall
Second summer
Mosquito Heaven
Actual Fall
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Midwesterners when they flash headlights to warn for deer or police on the road coming up
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nobody:
midwesterners:
this heat wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for the humidity.
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Talent is midwesterners ability to drive miles to their destination with a completely frosted windshield
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Coworker: “how are you”
midwesterners: “wouldn’t be bad without the wind”
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Midwest PSA ⚠️
If a loved one has said to you “oh it’s going” it is a signal of distress and more importantly a cry for you to bring Culvers home for dinner
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Why did everyones grandma have this clock? twitter.com/midwestern_ope…
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For midwesterners “the other day” could mean yesterday, last month or 6 years ago
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You haven’t had the true midwestern experience until you’ve hit a pothole so hard your soul leaves your body and end up apologizing to your car
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Speak midwestern
No Yeah = Yes
Yeah no = No
Yeah no for sure = Definitely
Yeah no yeah = I’m sorry unfortunately, the answer is yes
No yeah no = oh yeah nothing to worry about
Welp: exclamation before it’s time to go or “I guess that’s how it goes”
Ope: shorthand apology
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Midwestern moms would like to remind everyone that 7up is the cure as cold season comes upon us
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody