401
If you say “ope” in a mirror three times, a midwesterner will appear and ask you to play a game of cornhole
403
As a Midwesterner I pride myself in being able to step outside, smell the air, and know its going to be a beautiful day
404
Can you help me with this if not no worries I’m sorry
406
“I’m not coming” Midwestern translation:
407
If your high school ever had a “bring your tractor to school day” you might be from the Midwest
409
Midwesterners: I might have a salad
The salad:
411
Picture this. It’s a beautiful midwestern day. You don’t know yet but you’ll experience every season in a span of 4 hours. You drive to the nearest grocery store 30 min away. You one finger wave. It’s bob. you motion a car through the 4-way stop. it’s gretchen. life is good. Ope
412
“Name a noncompetitive sport”
Midwesterners:
413
*Summer in the Midwest*
Me: this is the best place to live, f*** anyone who disagrees! This is paradise
*Winter*
This is the worst place on earth who the f*** decided to live in hell
415
“We should grab a drink on a patio somewhere”
419
as a midwesterner, shorts and hoodie weather is a very spiritual time. we are thriving. living the best life, if you will.
421
The tension between a Midwesterner holding the door open and the one running to make sure the person isn’t holding it too long
422
Small town midwesterners be like “let’s drive around”
425
Chicken tenders Wings
Jalapeño poppers Celery
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🤝 Ranch 🤝
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Pizza Carrots
Salad Wraps
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