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*temps drop to the 60’s*
Midwesterners: soup :)
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It’s ok to be white.
It’s ok to be black.
It’s ok to be asian.
It’s ok to be hispanic.
It’s ok to be female.
It’s ok to be male.
It’s ok to be YOU.
But it’s never ok to assume you got to the four way stop first. Wave your fellow midwesterners through
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The Midwest: we don’t know the address but we know how to get there
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Packing outfits for the Midwest:
- T-shirt
- shorts
- hoodie
- pants
- rain jacket
- tornado jacket
- winter coat
- sub zero snow suit
- sunscreen and bathing suit
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Midwesterners really be like I’m only walking from the door to the car so I don’t need a coat
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It’s all fun and games until kids realize that zoom killed any chance of a good old fashioned snow day this year
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NORMALIZE PUPPY CHOW FOR BREAKFAST
NORMALIZE PUPPY CHOW FOR BREAKFAST
NORMALIZE PUPPY CHOW FOR BREAKFAST
NORMALIZE PUPPY CHOW FOR BREAKFAST
NORMALIZE PUPPY CHOW FOR BREAKFAST
NORMALIZE PUPPY CHOW FOR BREAKFAST
NORMALIZE PUPPY CHOW FOR BREAKFAST
NORMALIZE PUPPY CHOW FOR BREAKFAST
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Alright midwest, let’s settle this now..
what’s this snack called
RT: walking taco
Fav: taco in a bag
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Midwestern proposal:
*getting down on one knee*
“will you marry me if not all good no worries”
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This is where every important conversation in the Midwest has happened
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Midwesterners that do this save an average of 9 years during their lifetime
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Allow the Midwest to educate you this evening
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You’re not from the Midwest if u don’t validate weather appropriately
-20°: “wouldnt be that cold without the wind”
100°: I’m only sweating bc of the humidity
40 in February: yup its officially shorts and hoodie szn
45°: driving with the windows down bc its finally “nice out”
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It’s “you can put the extra drinks out on the porch” season
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Welcome to the Midwest where you will experience 4 seasons in 10 minutes
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New York: skyscrapers!
LA: California girls 🤪
South: everything is bigger here
Midwest: ....... THUNDERSNOW
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I’m a:
⚪️Man
⚪️Woman
🔘Midwesterner
Looking to:
⚪️Corn
⚪️Fix potholes
🔘Ope, just squeeze right past you real quick & grab that ranch dressing
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More than a 70° difference from last Thursday to this Thursday in the Midwest and that sums up our entire existence twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody