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If you haven’t apologized to an inanimate object after bumping into it you’re not from here
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This picture just gave me a mosquito bite
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nobody: *tornado sirens*
midwesterners: "it’s wednesday my people"
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Nobody:
Midwesterners: better mow the lawn today before it blizzards tomorrow
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Midwesterners: wake up today and
Get
This
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*Midwesterners validating weather*
-20: “wouldn’t be that cold without the wind”
99 degrees: “i’m only sweating because of the humidity”
20 degrees: “honestly if ya stand in the sun it’s not that bad”
47° in the Spring: driving with the windows down bc it’s finally “nice out”
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Midwest weather just throwing temperatures out like Powerball
45 77 53 68 35 58
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Pro tip: if you’re at a Midwest cookout and don’t finish your food, flip the plate over in the trash to avoid bring impolite
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One of the most Midwest things to ever happen
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Halloween in the Midwest as a kid:
Having a cool costume but you couldn’t fully show it off because you either had to have a jacket on over it
or you had to get two sizes too big so you could wear layers under it
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The junk drawer is a spiritual place in every midwestern home
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us: halloween
Midwest: christmas :)
us: but it’s October 🍂
Midwest: christmas :) ❄️
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┃┃╱╲ In this
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╱ Ranch dressing ____ ╲
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Small town midwest is choosing between the town firework show or the neighbor who bought $10k worth of mortars
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Midwest culture is saying “it feels so nice out” when the temperature is in the mid 30’s
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“Where are you from?”
*Names the biggest city you live by bc it's not worth explaining where you're actually from*
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody