1951
Boris Johnson is best handled the same way as a questionable Christmas present; always keep receipts. twitter.com/BethRigby/stat…
1952
160 minutes is a long time in politics…
1953
You’ll have seen me regularly send congratulations to sportspeople - this weekend I’ll be joining them in calling for social media companies to take action to remove racism and abuse from their platforms by taking a break from sharing content here. I hope you all understand why. twitter.com/premierleague/…
1954
Why do they think all cats are suicidal? twitter.com/LitMoose/statu…
1956
Classic Dom. twitter.com/Steven_Swinfor…
1957
Tories: Partygate is a Labour stitch up
Also Tories: We have the majority of MPs on a parliamentary committee that has evidence suggesting Boris Johnson lied to parliament
committees.parliament.uk/publications/3…
1958
#kitileaks Rules are for the little people… twitter.com/BBCPolitics/st…
1959
This may come as a surprise to you, but cats care about humans (you do feed us after all). I’ve noticed that a few of you have been victims of a horrible crime where thieves send scam text messages in order to steal money
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan…
theguardian.com/money/2021/may…
1961
Only fitting that I should get a portrait after a decade in the job - Bethanne has done a great job! #Larryversary twitter.com/Bethanne853/st…
1963
When David Frost next requires medical treatment I wonder if he opts for a doctor who uses “highly conventional” practices or a spiritual healer following pseudoscience?
1964
My friends @Ofcom (who regulate the UK communications market) have set up a service to report these fraud texts to the phone companies. You just need to forward the message to 7726
ofcom.org.uk/phones-telecom…
1965
Was the apology for breaking the law not sincere then?
1966
Eid Mubarak to all my friends celebrating today.
For any of my friends asking “didn’t Eid already happen this year?” here’s a useful explainer from @BBCNewsround:
bbc.co.uk/newsround/4446…
1967
All in all, a solid morning’s work from Dominic Raab - the Secretary of State for Justice has basically revealed his colleagues committed a crime. twitter.com/AdamWagner1/st…
1968
Tomorrow is the 1st December; you know what that means…
1969
This cat is actually a GOAT twitter.com/BBCArchive/sta…
1970
As I’ve been saying for weeks, Boris Johnson and his government will be just fine if that scourge of the public *checks notes* Oliver Dowden resigns. That’ll absolutely do it, a man most voters have never heard of “taking responsibility” - general election will be a doddle now
1971
Things you can’t do and remain a Tory MP:
Appear on a TV show
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…
1972
If you want a laugh today have a look through the entries for our caption competition - they had me in stitches. And the winner is… twitter.com/Number10cat/st…
1973
The brexiter journey on the Irish border is complete: from ‘all sorts of technological solutions’ to ‘nothing to do with us, you sort it out’ twitter.com/SirSocks/statu…
1974
Bless Lord Dan, he’s so close to figuring it out…
1975
This changes everything; Tories will now have to say we can’t come to conclusions “until the *police* investigation is complete” rather than “until the Sue Gray investigation is complete”. Game changer. twitter.com/Peston/status/…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.