2001
Kawula sami nangisi kapitunan panjenengan kados pundi kemawon
2002
This is of course a joke. This was actually in response to a question seeking advice and clarification during a public health crisis.
2003
Frosty the Go-man twitter.com/SamCoatesSky/s…
2004
Good news and bad news for 18 year olds positing racist and sexist abuse on social media.
The bad news is that you sport will be embarrassed by you.
The good news is that the Conservative Party won’t be, so a career in politics beckons.
2005
Egyptians with long memories might have some concerns... twitter.com/johnestevens/s…
2006
Putin orders supplies of Battenberg to the front line twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
2007
Sue Gray’s update reveals that there was a “gathering” in Boris Johnson’s flat on 13th November:
assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/upl…
2008
There are no levels to which this man won’t sink.
2009
@DouglasKMurray “Quite the opposite” suggests you believe that the UK electorate has, at some point, voted for the ‘whiteness’ of the population to increase: when do you think that happened?
2010
This is utterly outrageous! Not the presenters making small talk; the fact a minister of the crown has hung his union flag upside down. twitter.com/wallaceme/stat…
2011
Sending my love to all of my friends in Australia who are voting in their general election today; enjoy your #democracysausage
amp.cnn.com/cnn/2019/05/17…
2012
In all seriousness conversion “therapy” is abhorrent and has no place in a modern society. Boris Johnson knows that. I know he knows that because he called it abhorrent in 2020. What changed?
gaytimes.co.uk/life/boris-joh…
2013
Which companies are being given the contracts to run this waste of money? Which friends of government ministers will now get rich with your money because of it?
2014
So to be clear, the government thinks racism is a bad thing but that demonstrating that you’re against racism is also a bad thing...
theguardian.com/world/2021/jan…
2015
@amanpour @RoryStewartUK He’s not wrong.
2016
This would be more believable if Alok Sharma (who Johnson appointed) hadn’t been in tears yesterday and apologising for failing… twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
2017
What happened to waiting for Sue Gray to deliver her report before coming to conclusions?
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…
2018
Hello to all my followers around the world celebrating the arrival of #LunarNewYear2022 - as a feline the Year of the Tiger should be a great one!
2019
CAT CHECK: The independent Office for Budget Responsibility says that the tax rises announced today will increase tax burden from 34% to 35%, the highest level since Labour’s Roy Jenkins was chancellor in late 1960s twitter.com/RishiSunak/sta…
2020
“Sorry Sharon, but it would be inappropriate for me to comment on this until Sue Gray has completed her investigation”
2021
Very believable. twitter.com/promewave/stat…
2022
Boris Johnson: twitter.com/GdnPolitics/st…
2024
Thank God there’s a news channel willing to provide a platform for ordinary working people with no interest in the Westminster bubble.
2025
You’d think there wouldn’t be many people willing to lecture the actual Archbishop of Canterbury on morals, yet the replies… twitter.com/JustinWelby/st…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.