1526
This is obviously a scandal for Johnson and the Conservatives but also a scandal for the people that are revealed to have “advised” him given the evidence suggests that advice was useless. twitter.com/Gabriel_Pogrun…
1527
Johnson has just got back to Downing Street from his party, drunk. He’s lost his keys, I’m not letting him in, twitter.com/PaulBrandITV/s…
1528
Boris Johnson is meeting Joe Biden today #G7
1529
Westminster is strange and confusing. For anyone unsure what happened today, here’s an explanation through the medium of The Lion King:
1530
Will he provide drinks and nibbles? twitter.com/SebastianEPayn…
1531
Communities Secretary “Honest” Bob Jenrick has announced a £56m fund to support costal towns. His landlocked constituency of Newark will no doubt be applying to build a pier.
1532
We need to talk about Desmond...
Paid to represent the good people of New Forest West, Conservative MP Desmond Swayne has chosen to do this by claiming that NHS figures are being manipulated (it’s not clear who he thinks is manipulating them):
news.sky.com/story/covid-19…
1533
The new Jurassic Park film looks AWESOME twitter.com/Milkjelly5/sta…
1534
“There likely will be another variant that causes us trouble” - Boris Johnson, February 2022
So we’ve got that to look forward to.
1535
On the 12th day of Xmas my true love sent to me, 12 drummers drumming 11 pipers piping, 10 lords a-leaping, 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃. 8 maids-a-milking, 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢, 6 geese-a-laying, 5 GOLD RINGS, 🦜🦜🦜🦜, 🇫🇷🐓🐓🐓, 2 🐢🕊, and a partridge in a 🍐🌳. All rules were followed…
1536
More than half of the UK population has an unfavourable opinion of Boris Johnson; the rest just need to get to know him… twitter.com/AdamBienkov/st…
1537
Tory MP confirms the unreliable trains are good enough for you (the Tories recently extended Avanti’s contract) but not for Rishi Sunak
1538
Derek Thomas, St Ives
“If the inquiry or the Metropolitan police find that the alleged activities were illegal and that the PM knew this, or was involved, then I think he should consider his position”
1539
And a partridge in a pear tree.
PS Ate it. twitter.com/KevinASchofiel…
1540
Cats gonna cat.
boredpanda.com/vitamix-cats-b…
1541
Mark Harper, Forest of Dean
Speaking in the Commons over the Gray report he said, “Many have questioned, including some of my constituents, the prime minister’s honesty and integrity and fitness to hold that office.”
1542
@TwitterSupport Was the internal change the owner?
1544
Opening a new packet of cat treats / running out of cat treats
1545
Describing this #PMQs performance of Boris Johnson as a car crash would be unfair on actual car crashes.
1546
I’ll give you a clue: the leak came from a resident of 10 Downing Street that’s not me… #kitileaks twitter.com/BBCPolitics/st…
1547
It turns out that refusing to admit to Boris Johnson has mislead the public is a full time job:
huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/allegra-…
1548
#kitileaks - Boris Johnson’s still in bed. His staff are too afraid to wake him with the bad news. This is going to put a real dampener on his Rice Krispies…
1549
Rishi Sunak (in an electric car, obviously) twitter.com/estwebber/stat…
1550
Some people are in London today protesting about “lockdown” and being offered a vaccine. More people in London are working, seeing friends and family, shopping, drinking in pubs and eating in restaurants. Which is nice.
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.