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Members of the Liaison Committee are adopting the same policy as Michael Caine in The Muppet’s Christmas Carol: they’re playing it dead straight and totally ignoring the fact they’re appearing alongside a muppet. twitter.com/CommonsLiaison…
1477
According to @YouGov just 17% of people who actually voted for the Conservatives in the 2019 election think Boris Johnson hasn’t lied about #Partygate
1478
All about throwing shade… twitter.com/PoliticalPics/…
1479
“Any country or Government which wants to proceed towards tyranny starts to undermine legal rights and undermine the law.” - Margaret Thatcher, Conservative Party Conference 1966 twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
1480
My friend @AK_Hevonen has produced this stunning portrait of me - the mouse clearly quaking in terror!
1481
Did Boris Johnson break covid rules? Does Larry poop in the flowerbeds?.. twitter.com/imageplotter/s…
1482
Boris Johnson? Breaking a promise? THE Boris Johnson? It just seems so unlike him… twitter.com/PaulBrandITV/s…
1483
Update:
- Conservative MPs have now picked Rishi Sunak, who lost the leadership election a couple of months ago
- They’re promising to unite behind him, despite not wanting him a leader
- They won’t.
1484
And can you ask if he’d be willing to swap? twitter.com/jackmalvern/st…
1485
Charity begins at home. Literally, the Prime Minister’s home. Give generously...
1487
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, eight maids a-milking, seven swans a-swimming, six geese a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Good gift, needed some milk to wash down the birds
1488
I do all my own stunts twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
1489
Cats always know when it’s about to rain - if you see us hunkering down, time to do the same! twitter.com/PoliticalPics/…
1490
My very good friend Elizabeth is looking for suggestions for cat charities for a Christmas gift x twitter.com/ElizabethRadcl…
1491
Tory Chancellor Jeremy Hunt: People should be more optimistic and positive about the UK economy.
Counterpoint: twitter.com/JimPethokoukis…
1492
Elliot Colburn, Carshalton and Wallington
“If I were the PM, I’d be considering my position”
1493
Sending my love to all of my friends in North America being impacted by this winter storm, especially those of you with pets who are having to spend more time than usual inside x
1494
That’s not a no… twitter.com/BBCPolitics/st…
1495
CAT CHECK: SAGE discussed the presence of asymptomatic transmission in January 2020
assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/upl… twitter.com/MENnewsdesk/st…
1496
There are two ways to win elections:
1. Get more people to vote for you
2. Get fewer people to vote for others
The government has decided (likely correctly) that their best chance of success is to focus on the second
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politi…
1497
Time for me to go international? twitter.com/NYCMayor/statu…
1498
It’s going to be compulsory to have UK cats microchipped; this will make managing my cat army much easier...
bbc.co.uk/news/science-e…
1499
“HEL-LO, I’M HERE TO VOTE. YES, I AM HUMAN. DID YOU NOT SEE MY BOW TIE?! ONE BALLOT PAPER PLEASE…” twitter.com/tonebridge/sta…
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Delighted to see @WodcNews is launching its new pest control service today @MunicipalHarry. Residents can book Harry for a week and he will eradicate unwanted rats and mice. More information is available at westoxon.gov.uk
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.