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Young girls are currently being poisoned by toxic gas in Iran: bbc.com/news/world-mid…
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Best thing on the street! twitter.com/PoliticalPics/…
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The member of parliament has deleted his message. In addition to being the elected representative of the people of Torbay, he is also a government minister. For migration.
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It’s a dreadful realisation that the only people in a position to do something to help people with the cost of living crisis won’t do something to help people with the cost of living crisis.
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Boris Johnson is addressing Conservative MPs in an attempt to cling-on to his job. He’s going to tell them that he’s willing to consider occasionally telling the truth and will commit to combing his hair weekly. #kitileaks #NoConfidence
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I’m not a patient cat: hand over the goods… twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
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Let’s have a Monday morning check-in of feline home office supervisors - reply below with a picture of what your cat’s currently doing to help you work:
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And it would absolutely be stupid. Johnson’s been found out and is widely disliked. If the Conservatives tell the electorate that he’s the best they can offer then the electorate will undoubtedly remove them from office. But petrified, desperate people do stupid things.
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Some are saying this is silly. I disagree. It’s not the cats being targeted, it’s those that accompany them and they need to understand that Putin has made them a pariah state. Plus I might actually win now. twitter.com/USATODAY/statu…
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The Coronation of Queen Elizabeth II took place 70 years ago today. Her first Prime Minister was Sir Winston Churchill. The good old days. #PlatinumJubilee
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I regret to inform you that Nadine is currently in the cupboard where people hang up their coats. We’re not sure why. twitter.com/GeorgieProRadi…
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I know members of this government lying is not unusual, but this sort of lying where every viewer can see they’re lying and they continue to do it anyway is a bizarre way for an elected representative seeking further power to act. twitter.com/BBCPolitics/st…
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The gift from the people of Oslo to the people (and cats) of London is still hugely appreciated. This is the 75th year the gift has been sent:
visitnorway.com/typically-norw…
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“We won’t hesitate to act,” said the Bank of England, hesitating to act. twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
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£2.6m of your money well spent... twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
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3rd prize - £25 Wetherspoons voucher
2nd prize - Appointed Health Secretary
Grand Prize - Contract to supply PPE twitter.com/PoliticalPics/…
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This article is from a year ago. Boris Johnson selected a Russian owned firm to install the multimillion pound Downing Street studio that they didn’t really need…
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/…
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Open for a surprise…
(Photo @imageplotter)
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Ledge on the ledge… twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
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This is not going to do our international reputation on culinary matters any good. twitter.com/weetabix/statu…
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The licence fee is worth every penny. twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
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You know what, maybe Boris Johnson isn’t so bad after all. I think he genuinely means well and puts the interests of the country before his own. We’re lucky to have him as Prime Minister and he’s an asset to the Conservative Party.
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.