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The Boat Race is much like the Conservative Party; full of public schoolboys from Oxford and Cambridge being led by a cox... #boatrace2022
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You have paid for a full, detailed report by Sue Grey into this sordid affair. There is now no reason for you not to see it, so ask every day why you haven’t. twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
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Throwing shade like a boss
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
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I’ve had to live with Boris Johnson for nearly three years. This bloke has lived next door for a day and is already calling for him to quit! twitter.com/nadhimzahawi/s…
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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Anyone want to swap some gold rings for something I can eat?
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Sometimes withdrawing your labour is the last option available to you. I’ve been doing it for around a decade now. twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
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Prince Philip was consort to the monarch for 26,804 days. When he married the Queen, Clement Attlee was the Prime Minister, Charlton Athletic were the FA Cup holders, Elton John was 6 months old and the invention of the hard disk was still a decade away.
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Advising Boris Johnson on ethics would be like advising a cannibal on table manners… twitter.com/PaulBrandITV/s…
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The Streisand effect is now officially the Johnson effect
theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/j…
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One of these things is not like the others…
(Photo @imageplotter)
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6. Former Treasury Minister Chris Philp
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We’ve reached the life stage of this government when people are just laughing at them.
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On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me, seven swans a-swimming, six geese a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. They’re not a-swimming anymore; ate them.
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Let my people go! twitter.com/bbcnews/status…
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Though he be but little he is fierce…
(Pic @sha_braithwaite)
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He is risen!
(Jesus that is, Boris Johnson will be in bed until at least 11)
#Easter
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I’d make a great rug
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
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This thread from a tax lawyer is important reading. You’ll learn that Tory Chairman Nadhim Zahawi has been repeatedly saying things which have demonstrably not been true. There’s a word for that… twitter.com/DanNeidle/stat…
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Incredibly, she didn’t vote against it. twitter.com/SkyNews/status…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.