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Who could possibly have foreseen this turn of events? twitter.com/Telegraph/stat…
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It’s like Justin can read my mind… twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
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Boris Johnson, not so much the boy who cried wolf as the man who invited the wolf to a Christmas party and then complained about the prevalence of wolves in the community…
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UK government sanctions on oligarchs: twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
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Do you accept Boris Johnson’s “apology”? #PMQs
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My love to everyone in #TheQueue - the Queen’s death has brought life to Westminster x
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Just found Boris Johnson’s Easter egg stash; he only went and put them all in one basket…
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Be not afeard. The isle is full of noises, Sounds, and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not. twitter.com/annalapwood/st…
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Boris Johnson: twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
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I *always* find the ham sandwich. twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
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What happens to a foot after a verruca is removed? twitter.com/IndyPolitics/s…
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For there is born to you this day in the city of David a saviour, who is Christ the Lord
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I always hit the mark twitter.com/NickDixonITV/s…
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When you’re right, you’re right twitter.com/Number10cat/st…
1294
“Is that Paul Gascoigne outside with a fishing rod and bucket of chicken?”
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If you’re trying to work out whether Kwarteng’s announcements will help you, the experts have already decided they won’t: twitter.com/BloombergUK/st…
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When it turns out it wasn’t a fart... (picture by @StefanRousseau)
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Boris Johnson’s attempted lines on Pinchergate:
1. Not aware of allegations
2. Not aware of specific allegations
3. Not aware of serious specific allegations
Only a matter of time until “Not aware of serious specific allegations that occurred while Pincher was wearing a blue tie”
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Sorry, that should have read “to spend other people’s money”
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The Tory leadership contest has been going on for weeks, odd they didn’t find time to go into detail on which protections they don’t want UK workers to have. twitter.com/thetimes/statu…
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Lee Anderson, Ashfield
“Personally, I would not back anyone who has knowingly done wrong”
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.