1126
He’s an Etonian, who went to Oxford, had a column in The Daily Telegraph, has been Foreign Secretary, leads the Conservative Party and is the Prime Minister. What the hell does “the Establishment” look like?!
1127
Me getting charged twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
1128
Half of people in the UK think the government is incompetent. I think the other half might think I am the government… twitter.com/RedfieldWilton…
1129
This is unspeakably dangerous. If the scientific advice is that restrictions are necessary then it’s essential the government has the moral authority to put them in place. If it doesn’t, it must be replaced by one that does. twitter.com/bbclaurak/stat…
1131
The Downing Street resident they all want to meet twitter.com/Sophie_Wilmes/…
1132
Johnson is in hiding so I’m keeping the snappers occupied twitter.com/PoliticalPics/…
1133
Meetings, studying and phone calls often don’t make for good photos, but they are what is needed for solutions to help the people of Ukraine. Time cabinet ministers spend posing for photos so they look like they matter is time they could be doing things that actually matter.
1134
Words have consequences; it’s time for Boris Johnson to face them. twitter.com/PoliticsJOE_UK…
1135
Josephine set an example for the Prime Minister, the Prime Minister didn’t follow it. twitter.com/BorisJohnson/s…
1136
The replies to my Christmas tweet contain hundreds of pictures of fabulous felines enjoying the festivities. I’m sorry to say there are some pictures of dogs too, but you can scroll past those quickly x twitter.com/Number10cat/st…
1137
Tory Minister Zahawi: “Vaccine passports are needed”
Tory Minister Javid: “Vaccine passports aren’t needed”
When asked “who is right?” Boris Johnson replied: “both”
Schrödinger’s Government…
1138
I hadn’t gone to bed yet… twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
1139
Of course UFOs are real; where do you think cats come from? 😸🛸
1140
Don’t be that guy. twitter.com/ThatGuyScotlan…
1141
How Conservative MPs voting against covid restrictions see themselves v How actual experts see them
1142
In other news:
Bear spotted walking towards woods with a newspaper under its arm and Pope attends mass… twitter.com/BBCPolitics/st…
1143
Looks like Boris Johnson will need to lie to Her Majesty again… twitter.com/Tony_Diver/sta…
1144
Famously people went outside during the blitz, rather than seeking shelter…
1145
1146
Given the depths that the contest is plumbing so far, I assume one will promise to bring back hangings and the other will call them weak for not insisting on firing squads… twitter.com/BBCPolitics/st…
1147
They still don’t get it. twitter.com/BBCPolitics/st…
1148
I have been known to drop my Hs…
Cartoon brilliance by @BJennings90 for @guardian
1149
Snoozes and strokes. Bliss. twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
1150
“Oi, Sunak, when are you going to remove the VAT from cat treats?!” twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.