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For those saying “he’ll answer questions about it this afternoon” I can assure you he won’t. People will ask questions and he’ll say some stuff. That’s not the same thing.
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We have a Prime Minister sponsored by @HulaHoopsUK
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The disgraced Suella Braverman walking back into the Home Office:
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Anyone got any requests while I’m running the country?
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Does my bum look big in this? twitter.com/PoliticalPics/…
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Happy Halloween x twitter.com/DontShowYourCa…
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Ease the Monday pain with photos of me looking a bit silly: twitter.com/PoliticalPics/…
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The only sensible response to Johnson being in the house for a week: twitter.com/PjrFoto/status…
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#kitleaks She in fact was under a desk. twitter.com/scottygb/statu…
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BREAKING: The police investigation has determined that Boris Johnson broke the law when attending a Downing Street party during lockdown. No need for a punchline; that will come soon enough…
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Learn about the fabulous felines who came before me. If I have miaowed further, it is by standing on the paws of giants… twitter.com/UkNatArchives/…
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A smile to see you into the weekend, courtesy of @imageplotter x
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Just been served a turnip for my supper…
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Get some Larry in your life twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
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I checked; not lining my litter tray. twitter.com/MirrorPolitics…
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#Election2022 is bad news for me; I enjoy sleeping on seats and Boris Johnson is losing dozens of them!
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I actually feel a bit sorry for the Russian agents who had to read through this drivel. twitter.com/haynesdeborah/…
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“The Voters have spoken and we need to listen to them”
Voters: “We want you to piss off”
“It’s clear that our message isn’t getting through so we need to talk more about deporting people”
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BREAKING: Sue Gray has delivered her final report to Downing Street
ALSO BREAKING: The last shreds of credibility of those continuing to defend Boris Johnson
#partygate
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3. Zahawi will remain as an MP and will be paid £84,144 to represent the people of Stratford-on-Avon until the Tories decide to hold the next election
4. Despite an investigation confirming that Zahawi had made serious breaches of the code he’d agreed to, he hasn’t apologised…
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It’s #CensusDay for those of us in Northern Ireland, Wales or England so don’t forget to fill it in. Unfortunately worship of cats isn’t a recognised religion (unless you’re an ancient Egyptian)
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It better be a Jaguar… twitter.com/PjrFoto/status…
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Not convinced they tested this line enough in the focus groups before rolling it out…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.