1101
Nigel Farage is a heavy smoker and drinker who is very likely to be dead before the government’s current net zero target of 2050 is reached. He has no future to protect, only a past littered with lies.
1102
Conservative Party 2013: “We’re going to make it easier to sack people”
Conservative Party 2022: “No, not like that”
1103
Tummy rubs are allowed again! twitter.com/PoliticalPics/…
1104
I’m often asked why cats love boxes so much. It’s a bit like asking humans why they like houses so much; we just do. twitter.com/AliCat3635/sta…
1105
Breakfast time: Dominic Cummings tries to take credit for the vaccination programme
Tea time: Vaccination programme goes wrong
#Superforecast
1106
BJ: “Nonsensical waffle with unnecessary Latin thrown in”
JB: “Don’t they speak English here?!”
1107
Foreign workers are here to make a life, not just for Christmas…
bbc.com/news/business-…
1108
The UK minister now responsible for Brexit negotiations: twitter.com/trussliz/statu…
1109
Stayed up late to watch the curling (yay!) so only just woken up. I see the government’s plan to persuade everyone that the pandemic is over is going well… God save the Queen.
1110
There’s a new artificial intelligence system that writes tweets in the style of certain accounts. Here are four it thinks I might write and… nailed it. The machine uprising has begun.
1111
If you’re looking for me you can stop. I thought it was important for someone in this address to follow the rules.
1113
I wouldn’t accept the demotion… twitter.com/haveigotnews/s…
1114
I honestly thought he’d stuck an F & D on his cheeks twitter.com/SpotTheLoon201…
1115
This great photo from @imageplotter makes it look like @huwbbc and I have had a falling out; don’t worry, we’re still pals
1116
Or a big Larry! twitter.com/LightHackers/s…
1117
Strutting my stuff twitter.com/PoliticalPics/…
1118
Dominic Cummings on the look out for a nice chianti...
1119
“Maybe she’s hiding upstairs?” twitter.com/LightHackers/s…
1120
Boris Johnson throwing quite the work meeting this evening…
1121
Am I having a nightmare or did I just see a 50 foot tall dog floating in the air above Buckingham Palace?! #PlatinumPartyatthePalace
1122
Autumn is here… twitter.com/PoliticalPics/…
1123
With 2023 almost upon us, let’s finish the year with some positivity. Please reply with examples of elected representatives who have personally helped you and your family this year. I’ll pick my favourites so we can celebrate politics done right.
1125
The only way Rishi Sunak could be more out of touch is if he started floating… #SunakSpeech
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.