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People asking me if Boris Johnson is taking part in #LoveYourPetDay - I’m not his pet; I’m his line manager.
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Why fixing Facebook is taking so long:
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Words matter. If your elected representatives use language that demonise others, and refuse to apologise when they’re challenged on it, then I’d suggest not electing them to represent you again. twitter.com/AuschwitzMuseu…
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“Johnson has said he’ll only come out of his bedroom if you all stop being mean about him” #kitileaks
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Cat to owner: “You’re on your own” twitter.com/ABC/status/139…
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77 years ago Auschwitz was liberated. More than one million children, women and men were murdered there as part of the Holocaust. A dark lesson of history; humanity owes it to each of the victims to ensure it will never happen again. #HolocaustMemorialDay
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Boris Johnson moved into my house exactly two years ago. It feels much longer.
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Jeremy Hunt is the new Chancellor.
He’ll always give 100%…
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Today is #NationalCatDay in the United States. Expect all cats to strut around like we own the place…so the same as every day.
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How embarrassing Liz Truss mistakenly read out the leaving speech for if she’d successfully served an entire term as Prime Minister, rather than the one where she was forced to resign after six weeks for being a disaster.
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Who would make a better boss of Twitter?
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Matt Hancock won’t be holding his breath for a spot in the cabinet…
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Judging by the photos of the Trafalgar Square Christmas tree being felled last week in Norway and arriving today, it’s been transported as hand luggage on Ryanair… (Photos @UKinNorway and @danbarker)
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Very sorry to see the BBC aren’t making more episodes of The Mash Report, but it’s a good excuse to share this brilliant performance by @EllieJaneTaylor (with apologies for strong language)
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He just found out I scratched the new sofa...
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How do you boil an egg?
Boris Johnson:
twitter.com/PorkethPie/sta…
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A video the Prime Minister wouldn’t want you to watch today:
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Johnson goes in = Larry goes out.
(Photo @justin_ng)
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.