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I also want to thank the unsung heroes of Downing Street, the Metropolitan Police Officers - they’re there whatever the weather keeping me and the other residents safe #Larryversary
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My pal @justin_ng caught me guarding the bin that Truss and Sunak are getting their policies from
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In times of crisis and uncertainty, some words to live by:
(courtesy of @MsFuddleDuddle)
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Pussy cat, pussy cat, where have you been?
I've been to London to visit the Queen.
Pussy cat, pussy cat, what did you sing?
God bless the Queen and long live the King!
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11 candidates to be the next Conservative Prime Minister and none of them talking about the things that actually matter:
- How many cat treats an hour?
- Is it possible squeeze in an extra meal between breakfast and brunch?
- A guarantee on tummy rubs?
The public demand to know!
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Surely she should just apply to represent the first neighbouring constituency she arrives in? twitter.com/Geri_E_L_Scott…
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That’s right, after two years and 150,000 deaths the best he can come up with is “ride it out”. I’m so very sorry. #DowningStreetBriefing twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
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This shouldn’t need saying, but the comments of some public officials suggest otherwise:
When someone is murdered by a police officer the focus must be on ensuring murderers aren’t made police officers, not on anything their victim should supposedly have done.
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I’m willing to put my name forward… twitter.com/mbarc52/status…
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The government is fine so long as none of them ever has to interact with any member of the public ever again
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Tuesday?! Days have lost all meaning. The calendar is now just defined by eating and sleeping. You are all officially cats.
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By this time next week I’ll know who my new lodger is, so at least there’s that to look forward to. Enjoy the weekend x
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We genuinely have to restart it again. twitter.com/Number10cat/st…
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For anyone unaware, Paddington is the story of an unaccompanied minor who sought refuge in our United Kingdom. This is what we should always be. Kind.
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I’m often asked about my favourite moments on Downing Street - appropriately for #PresidentsDay two of them involve US Presidents, but for different reasons... #Larryversary
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Year 13 of service starts today! twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
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I don’t know about you but I’m getting worried for how bad things might get once the honeymoon period is over…
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416 years ago today Guy Fawkes was caught attempting to destroy Parliament; he’d be proud of the Conservative Party trying to realise his ambition…
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Liz Truss is the perfect example of this government’s levelling up policy in action; they won’t let experience, ability or suitability hold you back…
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@MarcusRashford @spectator It’s simple Marcus: people who aren’t inclined to think about the well-being of others are suspicious of those who do, which reflects poorly on them. Keep up the good work sir.
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.