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Rishi Sunak wants you to know that while he was Chancellor the Conservatives took funding from deprived urban areas and sent it to Tunbridge Wells:
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He’s not wrong. #LarryForPM twitter.com/amanpour/statu…
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As I told Liz Truss this morning, some days you’re the pigeon and other days you’re the statue. Perhaps it’s her turn to be the pigeon today... One that gets eaten by a cat.
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“She didn’t hide under the desk for PMQs so we thought it was going to be a good day but then the Home Secretary had to resign in disgrace and the Chief Whip’s just quit, so it’s sort of evened out”
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If I were the Prime Minister, I’d prefer it if my siblings didn’t directly link me to a convicted child sex trafficker, while expressing sympathy for the convicted child sex trafficker in a magazine that I used to edit. Maybe that’s just me.
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Let’s start with this lot, shall we? twitter.com/BBCPolitics/st…
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RT if you think I look like a kitten twitter.com/PoliticalPics/…
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I have a very smart new scratching post! twitter.com/PoliticalPics/…
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Reminder for Boris Johnson: Listen to what your colleague is saying.
If you don’t, you risk pulling faces and smirking while they’re talking about people sheltering in basements, which makes you look like a callous prat #SpringStatement
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Morning Charlie! twitter.com/BBCBreakfast/s…
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Told you so… twitter.com/Number10cat/st…
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It’s Pancake Day; Boris Johnson is a tosser
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Yes we cat. twitter.com/RubyTuesday_Ld…
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I’ve been told that unless I stop tweeting nasty things about Boris Johnson I can’t go inside… happier out here anyway.
(Pic @LightHackers)
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Readers of The Telegraph shocked to discover that Brexit means leaving the EU
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Best bit of TV all year twitter.com/scottygb/statu…
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Anyone seen Liz Truss? She popped out to “clear her head” a couple of days ago and hasn’t come back yet…
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Petition that all interviews with Conservative MPs should be accompanied by the “Benny Hill music” until this crisis is over
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Roses are red
Salmon is pink
Poems are hard
Feed me.
#ValentinesDay
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.