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In 22 days elections are being held across the UK. If any politicians have done anything recently that has annoyed or disappointed you, there’s no better way of letting them know.
You can check here if elections are taking place in your area:
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…
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Who could possibly have foreseen this turn of events? twitter.com/Telegraph/stat…
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In case you’re wondering, we’ve reached the “try to distract people by talking about asylum seekers” stage of a Johnson scandal. A couple of days ahead of schedule by my reckoning. Attacking the BBC usually comes next…
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The government are sending £1.4bn of your money to Rwanda; let’s lower your bills instead. twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
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Which companies are being given the contracts to run this waste of money? Which friends of government ministers will now get rich with your money because of it?
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Russian warship, go f**k yourself. twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
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On this Good Friday remember the most important of Jesus’ commandments: “Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself… unless they’re refugees, in which case export them pronto”
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Just found Boris Johnson’s Easter egg stash; he only went and put them all in one basket…
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Wise words. twitter.com/HelenORahilly/…
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He is risen!
(Jesus that is, Boris Johnson will be in bed until at least 11)
#Easter
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The elected representative for the people of Ipswich has some complaints for the leader of the Church of England. That would be Her Majesty The Queen. I’m sure she’ll value his wisdom as much as she respects Boris Johnson’s counsel.
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They’re going to try to privatise the Church of England, aren’t they?
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A survey by @JLPartnersPolls asked UK voters for words to describe a UK politician. Here’s the ones they chose most often. Any ideas which politician they were asking about?
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92 years ago the BBC announced there was no news to report that day so they played piano music for 15 minutes. The good old days: bbc.co.uk/news/entertain…
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Cats
In your multitudes
Scarce to be counted
Filling the darkness
With order and light
You are the sentinels
Silent and sure
Keeping watch in the night
(Pic @LightHackers)
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Photographic proof I can touch my nose with my tongue! twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
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Of the Conservative MPs in this thread who had indicated they’d make a judgement on Boris Johnson following the police investigation, just one (Mark Harper) has now called for him to go. You deserve an answer from the rest. twitter.com/Number10cat/st…
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Boris Johnson thinks he’s gotten away with it. Boris Johnson is wrong. twitter.com/Steven_Swinfor…
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Happy birthday to Her Majesty The Queen. Her first Prime Minister was Winston Churchill; her current one… really isn’t.
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According to @YouGov just 17% of people who actually voted for the Conservatives in the 2019 election think Boris Johnson hasn’t lied about #Partygate
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These figures are remarkable. In a room of 100 voters, if you asked anyone who thinks Johnson hasn’t lied to stand up, 92 of them would remain sitting. And the Conservatives are going to ask them to vote for him!
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Westminster is strange and confusing. For anyone unsure what happened today, here’s an explanation through the medium of The Lion King:
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He wouldn’t dare… twitter.com/ITVNewsPolitic…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.