1151
Martin Lewis used to do guides on the best mobile phone deals. He’s now doing them on how to avoid freezing in your own home. That’s not a good sign. twitter.com/MartinSLewis/s…
1152
One (tax) rule for them… twitter.com/Independent/st…
1153
Not if they live with them… twitter.com/Wulf_Helm/stat…
1154
We’ve reached the life stage of this government when people are just laughing at them.
1155
It’a going to take a LOT of flags to make up for this lack of patriotism. 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 twitter.com/joncstone/stat…
1156
A motto for the Conservative Party twitter.com/danielmgmoylan…
1158
Johnson goes in = Larry goes out.
(Photo @justin_ng)
1159
I dread to think of what this cat has lived through twitter.com/ThomasVLinge/s…
1160
It would save time if the Conservatives who actually do pay tax could let us know. twitter.com/ShippersUnboun…
1161
I’ll give you a clue: the leak came from a resident of 10 Downing Street that’s not me… #kitileaks twitter.com/BBCPolitics/st…
1162
Shouldn’t need saying, but if you have a choice between voting for a racist and someone else, make sure you vote for someone else. Night night x
1163
Good to see his commitment to serving his constituents is unwavering. twitter.com/Telegraph/stat…
1164
Wishing my friends around the world a happy #NationalPetDay - you lucky humans get to feed us, clean up after us and, in return, we wake you up in the morning to tell you to feed us and clean up. Win-win!
1165
The new Jurassic Park film looks AWESOME twitter.com/Milkjelly5/sta…
1166
“The rules were followed at all times… except for these 50” twitter.com/lewis_goodall/…
1167
BREAKING: The police investigation has determined that Boris Johnson broke the law when attending a Downing Street party during lockdown. No need for a punchline; that will come soon enough…
1168
I’ve told Boris Johnson that checkout time is 11am and that he can take his wallpaper with him. #Partygate
1169
15 Conservative MPs have already publicly called for Boris Johnson to resign.
The following Conservative MPs have previously indicated they’d make a decision following the police investigation.
I kept receipts.
It’s time for them to make up their minds.
1170
Duncan Baker, North Norfolk
“There are a great number of questions to answer, and while they hang over us, his tenure is questionable”
1171
Lee Anderson, Ashfield
“Personally, I would not back anyone who has knowingly done wrong”
1172
Elliot Colburn, Carshalton and Wallington
“If I were the PM, I’d be considering my position”
1173
Karen Bradley, Staffordshire Moorlands
“Let’s wait and see what happens”
1174
Harriet Baldwin, West Worcestershire
Said that if the official report finds that the prime minister has lied to parliament, then that is a “red line” for her.
1175
Stephen Crabb, Preseli Pembrokeshire
“He was right to apologise this week, but this may not be a sufficient response given the seriousness of these matters”
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.