951
First rule of cats: If you want them to come to you, they won’t; if you want them to stay away from you, they won’t do that either
952
Putin orders supplies of Battenberg to the front line twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
953
50 years ago today a horrific event took place in Northern Ireland. 13 lives were taken by people serving in the British army. It became known as Bloody Sunday and it casts a shadow five decades later. We remember what happened. Always.
bbc.co.uk/newsround/6008…
954
Let’s start with some Christian Repentance shall we? twitter.com/FraserNelson/s…
955
Sue Gray’s report has been delivered to Downing Street. Boris Johnson will lie to parliament about it this afternoon. #kitileaks
956
For those saying “he’ll answer questions about it this afternoon” I can assure you he won’t. People will ask questions and he’ll say some stuff. That’s not the same thing.
957
#kitileaks Boris Johnson’s staff reading the Sue Gray report
958
Will he provide drinks and nibbles? twitter.com/SebastianEPayn…
959
Sue Gray’s update reveals that there was a “gathering” in Boris Johnson’s flat on 13th November:
assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/upl…
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In total the Sue Gray report identifies 16 parties and events where rules were believed to be broken. 12 (TWELVE) of these are now being investigated by the Metropolitan Police.
961
Tory MPs: “We won’t judge until we hear from Sue Gray”
Sue Gray: “I’ve uncovered wrongdoing at 12 events that require criminal investigation. I conclude these events should not have been allowed to take place and there were serious failings of leadership.
Over to you…
962
Boris Johnson: “You must now wait until the police investigation is completed for the full report”
MPs: “Will you publish the full report?”
Boris Johnson: No
965
This is worth 400 seconds of anyone’s time. If you disagree with what he says, Boris Johnson will be glad for your support.
966
Liz Truss has tested positive for covid-19. Here she is today, in a crowded area, not wearing a mask.
968
Hello to all my followers around the world celebrating the arrival of #LunarNewYear2022 - as a feline the Year of the Tiger should be a great one!
969
Though he be but little he is fierce…
(Pic @sha_braithwaite)
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Only popular inhabitant around here these days… twitter.com/SwainITV/statu…
971
Don’t worry, I’ll let you all know when Johnson receives his fine twitter.com/SkyNews/status…
972
Ready to tell my story… twitter.com/Joe_Mayes/stat…
973
Boris Johnson denies something.
Evidence emerges that proves he’s lying.
Tory MPs ignore it.
Today is literally Groundhog Day. twitter.com/Telegraph/stat…
974
Boris Johnson is our representative on the world stage until someone brings the curtain down…
975
Imagine the sort of inept politician that would sign up to such a crazy arrangement, having campaigned on the basis of that crazy arrangement being a fantastic deal. twitter.com/BBCPolitics/st…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.