926
@BBCNews “When I saw the Colin the Caterpillar cake held by my wife and our interior designer I believed implicitly that this was a work event.”
927
“When I saw the Colin the Caterpillar cake held by my wife and our interior designer I believed implicitly that this was a work event.” twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
929
When you see anyone defending Johnson’s behaviour or dismissing the events as irrelevant, ask yourself one question: would they say the same thing if it had been a Labour Prime Minister? If the answer is no, you can safely ignore them.
930
This changes everything; Tories will now have to say we can’t come to conclusions “until the *police* investigation is complete” rather than “until the Sue Gray investigation is complete”. Game changer. twitter.com/Peston/status/…
931
A very happy Burns Night to those of you toasting the immortal memory of Robert Burns - my cousin, McLazza, shall be celebrating by eating the great chieftain o' the puddin-race!
#BurnsNight
932
And a very happy St Dwynwen’s Day for my friends in Wales and elsewhere who are celebrating.
Diwmod Santes Dwynwen Hapus!
933
#Kitileaks Sue Gray has completed her report. It will be published in full in the next 24 hours. Given its contents the Prime Minister will either resign, be forced from office or permanently disgrace the Conservative Party if it continues to enable him.
934
Not convinced they tested this line enough in the focus groups before rolling it out…
935
Big day on Downing Street so reassuring the public with my presence twitter.com/AndrewStuart/s…
936
Sending my love to my friends marking Republic Day in India and Australia Day. The UK’s impact on both nations has many shameful chapters which it’s important to recognise alongside the celebrations of the many qualities that make both such special places.
937
BBC BREAKING NEWS: Larry is in the building
(sorry to take attention @BenBrownBBC)
938
Below is a clip of Boris Johnson saying it was “nonsense” that he intervened to get animals evacuated from Afghanistan. Here are emails just released by the Foreign Affairs Select Committee which prove that he was lying. Ambushed by facts. twitter.com/SkyNews/status…
939
Timing is everything… twitter.com/NanettevdLaan/…
940
He’s an Etonian, who went to Oxford, had a column in The Daily Telegraph, has been Foreign Secretary, leads the Conservative Party and is the Prime Minister. What the hell does “the Establishment” look like?!
941
77 years ago Auschwitz was liberated. More than one million children, women and men were murdered there as part of the Holocaust. A dark lesson of history; humanity owes it to each of the victims to ensure it will never happen again. #HolocaustMemorialDay
942
My pal @SwainITV caught me pretending to be Sue Gray at the door to scare Johnson…
943
Rather than listen to Boris Johnson and his colleagues defend the indefensible, listen to this. Please:
944
A man is in the front room and his wife is in the kitchen. She says: “Smoked salmon or chicken?”
He says: “Oh, love, smoked salmon”
She says: “You’re having soup fatty, I was talking to the cat…”
RIP Barry Cryer
945
@FLOTUS First Cat of the United States?!
946
Welcome to the political felines team Willow AKA FCOTUS! twitter.com/FLOTUS/status/…
947
@nytimes Give me a call Willow, I’ll explain how we run this
948
“How YOU doin’?” twitter.com/Reuters/status…
949
@POTUS Hey I just saw you
And this is crazy
But here’s my handle
So DM me maybe?
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.