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Another really important campaign from my good friends @CatsProtection - please have a look at what they’re trying to do to solve this problem twitter.com/CatsProtection…
1003
Former Conservative Prime Minister John Major says politicians lying is a bad thing.
Current Conservative commentators:
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It better be a Jaguar… twitter.com/PjrFoto/status…
1005
Now Boris Johnson needs a lawyer to tell him if he attended several parties… twitter.com/Steven_Swinfor…
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#kitileaks Boris Johnson has received a questionnaire from the police about the Downing Street parties. He’s left it unanswered and written “It would be wrong of me to comment until the police complete their investigation”
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7 years later and a Conservative Prime Minister is answering questions, under caution, from the police twitter.com/David_Cameron/…
1009
“My crown I am, but still my griefs are mine. You may my glories and my state depose but not my griefs; still am I king of those.”
King Richard in Richard II
1010
Cat got his tongue. Literally. twitter.com/goal/status/14…
1011
@LBC I’m starting to think there’s something very wrong with this family.
1012
Happy Valentine’s Day, courtesy of my friend @Owl__Kitty
1014
11 years ago today I arrived at Downing Street to start my job as Chief Mouser. In truth I didn’t know the scale of the challenges I’d face, but I’ve been overwhelmed with the love and support I’ve been given x
1015
A reminder that Johnson’s “allies” were generally the ones breaking the law with him. Also strange how not commenting until the police complete their investigation doesn’t seem to apply anymore if it suits the Big Dog… twitter.com/SebastianEPayn…
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IMPORTANT DIRECTIVE FOR ALL UK CATS: Only dogs would be stupid enough to go out in this weather. Find the warmest, most comfortable spot in your home and stay there…until June. #StormDudley #StormEunice
1018
I regret to inform you that this is real. This lady is running to be the Republican candidate in the contest to be Governor of Georgia. We in the UK have experience of how writing any old nonsense on the side of a bus can have surprising results…
1019
Stay safe everyone x twitter.com/MayorofLondon/…
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Cats love @BigJetTVLIVE! twitter.com/JamesWHarrison…
1021
Famously people went outside during the blitz, rather than seeking shelter…
1023
This is obviously a scandal for Johnson and the Conservatives but also a scandal for the people that are revealed to have “advised” him given the evidence suggests that advice was useless. twitter.com/Gabriel_Pogrun…
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Congratulations @Team_Muirhead - Olympic champions. Cats love curling!
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Stayed up late to watch the curling (yay!) so only just woken up. I see the government’s plan to persuade everyone that the pandemic is over is going well… God save the Queen.
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.