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Looks like Boris Johnson will need to lie to Her Majesty again… twitter.com/Tony_Diver/sta…
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The only sensible response to Johnson being in the house for a week: twitter.com/PjrFoto/status…
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UK public reacts as another Downing Street party is revealed
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Looking forward to the section in the Sue Gray report explaining that the presence of a lightsaber means a party is actually a Jedi work event…
880
Off with their heads!
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…
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The Queen next time she sees Boris Johnson:
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5. Be forced to apologise to the ACTUAL QUEEN for having a party the night before her husband’s funeral.
Going well then.
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This week’s revelations have put a real downer on tonight’s Downing Street party - very little break-dancing and I doubt they’ll even get through the first suitcase of booze.
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RT if your workplace doesn’t have a specialist wine fridge.
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They’ll wait enough time for the cabinet and certain MPs to make fools of themselves by saying the matter is closed and then release the video of him doing the Macarena next to Sue Gray… twitter.com/CountBinface/s…
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I object to the term “cat run” - this was a “moron corridor”
891
We like to be warm. twitter.com/CNN/status/147…
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“Johnson has said he’ll only come out of his bedroom if you all stop being mean about him” #kitileaks
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Some of us aren’t scared to leave the house… twitter.com/imageplotter/s…
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Operation Red Meat plans:
Sunday - scrap the BBC
Monday - Navy gunships to target asylum seekers
Tuesday - Reinstate the death penalty
Wednesday - Paint a huge Union Jack on white cliffs of Dover
Thursday - Bring back national service
Friday - Invade somewhere
#kitileaks
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What happened to waiting for Sue Gray to deliver her report before coming to conclusions?
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…
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For anyone who hasn’t seen, “Operation Red Meat” is an actual thing. Parodying this government is officially impossible.
ca.movies.yahoo.com/movies/operati…
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That’ll be a yes then. Pictures to leak around an hour after the Sue Gray report I’d imagine. twitter.com/AdamBienkov/st…
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Sue Gray’s already busy, is there another civil servant with a strong reputation who can investigate this? twitter.com/lara_spirit/st…
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Big dog about to be put down… twitter.com/PippaCrerar/st…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.