826
RT if you think I look like a kitten twitter.com/PoliticalPics/…
827
If I were the Prime Minister, I’d prefer it if my siblings didn’t directly link me to a convicted child sex trafficker, while expressing sympathy for the convicted child sex trafficker in a magazine that I used to edit. Maybe that’s just me.
828
Boris Johnson throwing quite the work meeting this evening…
829
Stick him in a sauna, whack the temperature up, make the footage available for a donation and give the proceeds to survivors of sexual abuse twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
830
Farewell Betty; you truly were golden xx
831
All good things come to an end. Rubbish things come to an end too. Happy New Year! X
832
I know you’ll know this anyway, but there was nothing stopping the UK from having crowns on pint glasses while in the EU. Could have had crown shaped pint glasses.
theguardian.com/politics/2021/…
834
A Sunday that feels like a Saturday after a Saturday that felt like a Sunday is somewhat confusing…
835
Liz Truss insisted on an obscenely expensive lunch (£3000!!) at a private members’ club owned by a Tory donor. You picked up the bill. twitter.com/Gabriel_Pogrun…
836
Boris Johnson’s had a haircut; he must be in real trouble.
837
That’s right, after two years and 150,000 deaths the best he can come up with is “ride it out”. I’m so very sorry. #DowningStreetBriefing twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
838
How do you boil an egg?
Boris Johnson:
twitter.com/PorkethPie/sta…
839
This is of course a joke. This was actually in response to a question seeking advice and clarification during a public health crisis.
840
I’m not limping, just walking with style.
(Pic @PjrFoto)
841
Boris Johnson is best handled the same way as a questionable Christmas present; always keep receipts. twitter.com/BethRigby/stat…
843
Strange how those who claim to want to protect our heritage and traditions are so ignorant of it. Trial by jury has been part of English law for more than 800 years; these “conservative” commentators would do well to reflect on that.
844
Norwich cat surprised to find humans in her kitchen
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan…
845
Plus the dog ate his homework, he was washing his hair and he wasn’t even in when it happened… It doesn’t matter whether Lord Geidt and other establishment figures choose to believe him; it matters whether you do. twitter.com/SebastianEPayn…
846
1/6 - Never Furrget twitter.com/POTUS/status/1…
847
He’d wrecked the place within a week; I’m the only cat in the world who worries about the human leaving hair on the settee… twitter.com/RobDotHutton/s…
848
Nigel Farage, sowing: Hell yeah, this is great
Nigel Farage, reaping: I don’t like this at all
849
850
The Manchester Arena and 2005 London bombings, the Grenfell and Kings Cross fires, the Munich air, Clutha, Aberfan and Hillsborough disasters.
If each of these tragedies occurred daily, the death toll would not match the number of lives lost to covid in the UK until 7th December twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.