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Though he’ll do him a friend’s discount - £2.5m rather than the usual £3m twitter.com/GdnPolitics/st…
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Boris Johnson, March 2020: “I was at a hospital where there were a few coronavirus patients and I shook hands with everybody”
Boris Johnson, November 2021:
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Cox was paid £6827 to represent the people who live in Torridge and West Devon while he was working in the British Virgin Islands; will he be returning that money? twitter.com/patrickkmaguir…
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Just off to do my second job as an advisor to Rentokil; Johnson can scare off his own mice today.
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Disneyland is not home to rodents, says Mickey Mouse twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
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My friend, you would not tell with such high zest
To children ardent for some desperate glory,
The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est
Pro patria mori.
#RemembranceDay2021
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@Telegraph 1. The avoidable deaths of six children is a tragedy
2. Why are children with underlying health conditions not relevant?
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Though he be but little, he is fierce
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
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How long does it take to translate “Blah, Blah, Blah” into a dozen languages? An opportunity we couldn’t afford to waste, wasted. twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
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Sleazy does it… twitter.com/BritainElects/…
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Haven’t see Johnson all day, so looking in the obvious place…
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
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The brexiter journey on the Irish border is complete: from ‘all sorts of technological solutions’ to ‘nothing to do with us, you sort it out’ twitter.com/SirSocks/statu…
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Putting in the hours… twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
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This would be more believable if Alok Sharma (who Johnson appointed) hadn’t been in tears yesterday and apologising for failing… twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
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Gerbils don’t need a driver’s license
Otters don’t need a National Insurance card
Badgers don’t need a national record of Achievement
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The government don’t get to decide what people are interested in; Dowden’s been told to push this line because they’re desperate for it to go away without having to change anything. It won’t work because the electorate have had enough of the corruption and rightly demand better. twitter.com/PickardJE/stat…
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There are no words to describe the depths to which some are willing to resort. Their hatred will always be beaten by our love for each other. They are weak. We are united. twitter.com/BBCNWT/status/…
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Sir Christopher Chope was knighted in 2018 for “political and public service” - the Conservative Party only has itself to blame. twitter.com/hoffman_noa/st…
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I have been known to drop my Hs…
Cartoon brilliance by @BJennings90 for @guardian
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I checked; not lining my litter tray. twitter.com/MirrorPolitics…
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Conservative benches during today’s #PMQs - they’re literally not behind him
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.