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I tell him to stop talking all the time…
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Autumn is here… twitter.com/PoliticalPics/…
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Well done to the MPs who will respect those they work alongside by voluntarily wearing a mask. twitter.com/tnewtondunn/st…
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Slept through the budget.
*reads headlines*
The Tories have cut tax on champagne.
*goes back to sleep*
#Budget2021
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There are very few mutts I’d be willing to celebrate but happy to make an exception for Vivienne.
No need for a Westminster Cat of the Year competition; it’s always me. twitter.com/CommonsSpeaker…
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Strike the pose… twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
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Nick Clegg used to empty my litter tray so he’s experienced at working on a load of s#%t
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Short answer: No
Long answer: Noooooooooooooo twitter.com/BBCPolitics/st…
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For all my followers here in the UK: Don’t forget that the clocks go back an hour tonight.
Jacob Rees-Mogg: Don’t forget to adjust your sundial.
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Nothing like a well tailored suit… and this is nothing like a well tailored suit!
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Wishing all my friends a happy Halloween. I wonder what people would think if all cats dressed up as sexy humans?
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Boris Johnson is 38 years younger than Sir David Attenborough.
He doesn’t look it.
(Photo @JeffJMitch)
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And here’s Boris Johnson being asked why he decided not to wear a mask while sitting next to Sir David despite his government’s advice. He seems to suggest he either wasn’t indoors or that he meets Attenborough regularly…
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Conservative MP Owen Paterson has been caught breaking the rules on accepting money. Rather than serve his punishment he and Tory colleagues have seemingly decided it must be the rules that are wrong. What do you think? twitter.com/AdamBienkov/st…
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Here’s the House of Commons report into Owen Paterson’s actions which recommended he be punished. The committee that wrote it contains 7 MPs, 4 of them Conservatives. Read it and judge for yourself.
committees.parliament.uk/committee/290/…
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I regret to inform you that Conservative MPs have decided that if the system goes against them then the system must be changed. Hopefully they’ll let us know if they decide to do away with elections. twitter.com/AdamBienkov/st…
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Boris Johnson travelled from a climate conference in Glasgow to London on a private plane so that he could go to dinner at an all male private members club with former colleagues from the Daily Telegraph.
That’s got to be a full house in Tory bingo! twitter.com/PippaCrerar/st…
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Wishing all my celebrating friends a joyous Diwali
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Which of his jobs is he resigning from? twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
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Tonight’s episode of #bbcqt has reminded me of one of the all time great tweets:
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416 years ago today Guy Fawkes was caught attempting to destroy Parliament; he’d be proud of the Conservative Party trying to realise his ambition…
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Bless Lord Dan, he’s so close to figuring it out…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.