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It’s beginning to look a lot like…
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
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On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me, a partridge in a pear tree.
Ate it.
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For people asking if I attended the rule flouting Downing Street parties, a straightforward answer: No. I have a strict policy of leaving any room that Boris Johnson enters. #OneRuleForThem twitter.com/PippaCrerar/st…
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Last Christmas, he broke his own rules
And the very next day, he locked us away
This year, answering a question from Keir
Shows Boris thinks he’s just someone special…
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On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
Ate them.
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On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
Ate them.
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Much to contemplate! twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
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On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
They’re not calling anymore. Ate them.
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If Father Christmas can find time to get his covid booster vaccine then you can too twitter.com/ClausLondon/st…
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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
Anyone want to buy some rings or empty birdcages? Could use the cash to buy more tasty, tasty birds…
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For people asking if I attended the law breaking Downing Street parties, a straightforward answer: No.
I have a strict policy of leaving any room that Boris Johnson enters. #OneRuleForThem
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There’s about 27 series on ITV based around them doing just that… twitter.com/RobDunsmore/st…
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On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, six geese-a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
Goose, calling bird, hen, turtle dove and partridge omelette for breakfast.
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Christmas jumpers have been around longer than you might realise…
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On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me, seven swans-a-swimming, six geese-a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
They’re not “a-swimming” anymore; ate them.
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Important to get some fresh air! twitter.com/PoliticalPics/…
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For anyone concerned by my recent diet, you’ll see I remain svelte twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
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Here are members of Boris Johnson’s team laughing about the Christmas party they’d had days before even though they had explicitly banned them. Is this what you voted for?
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This was on 22nd December 2020. 425 people from across the UK died with covid-19 according to that day’s figures.
england.nhs.uk/statistics/wp-…
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The government line: twitter.com/bbclaurak/stat…
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Bet Mick’s livid… twitter.com/GOVUK/status/1…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.