1952
Corrupt politicians beware... twitter.com/AP/status/1366…
1955
The key is to look like you don’t want us on your lap, then that’s where we’ll want to be twitter.com/cooIboobs/stat…
1956
Happy #Caturday
1957
Have a lovely weekend everyone xx twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
1958
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies
1959
The hair’s far too neat twitter.com/skytv/status/1…
1960
CAT CHECK: Every member of the “European Research Group” voted to implement the Northern Ireland protocol: votes.parliament.uk/Votes/Commons/… twitter.com/LOS_Fisher/sta…
1961
I can identify over 600 types of food wrapper through sound alone twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
1962
I’m willing to do my bit twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
1963
Who doesn’t like a tummy rub?! twitter.com/ianandmj/statu…
1964
I must be the only pet in the world annoyed at how much hair my human leaves on the furniture...
1965
#DowningStreetBriefing
“He’s been wrong three times already so by law of averages we might actually be alright this time.”
1966
This new version of Worzel Gummidge is rubbish.
#DowningStreetBriefing
1967
Boris Johnson: “I can’t guarantee that it will be irreversible, but that’s the intention”
If you can’t guarantee it, then it’s not irreversible, it’s reversible. That’s how words work.
1968
20 seconds into his prepared speech and Boris Johnson is quoting the Hunger Games. That bodes well.
1969
Boris Johnson’s fly is down - should I tell him before the press conference?
1970
Let’s have a Monday morning check-in of feline home office supervisors - reply below with a picture of what your cat’s currently doing to help you work:
1971
It really is like living with an ill-disciplined 7 year old sometimes...
metro.co.uk/2021/02/21/bor…
1972
If the UK’s track and trace system was a plane engine:
twitter.com/michaelagiulia…
1973
People asking me if Boris Johnson is taking part in #LoveYourPetDay - I’m not his pet; I’m his line manager.
1974
Happy #Caturday
1975
This is why I don’t bother to learn their names. twitter.com/Steven_Swinfor…