2001
My pals at BBC Newsround have put together this lovely piece with just a few of the highlights from my time in Downing Street so far:
bbc.co.uk/newsround/5593…
2002
I love my job; just a shame it involves waking up to this:
2003
Wishing all of my friends a very happy St Valentine’s Day - my heart is yours ♥️
2004
My friends @AFP have written a lovely piece celebrating my decade at the top twitter.com/AFP/status/136…
2005
Does the Sun have a rule that it has to have a lady in a yellow dress next to Johnson unleashing a dreadful idea? twitter.com/ThatTimWalker/…
2006
2007
#ImpeachmentTrial The Republican Party tied to Donald Trump:
2008
This cat is actually a GOAT twitter.com/BBCArchive/sta…
2009
So to be clear, the government thinks racism is a bad thing but that demonstrating that you’re against racism is also a bad thing...
theguardian.com/world/2021/jan…
2010
As Home Secretary Priti Patel is naturally against violent protest, so obviously she’ll recognise the importance of non-violent prot...
Ah, no, she’s against that too.
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politi…
2011
Warm wishes to all my friends who are celebrating the arrival of the year of the Ox today - 新年快乐
2013
One of those weeks...
Photo @PoliticalPics
2014
@Geri_E_L_Scott Just to be clear, I’m a permanent resident of Downing Street: Boris Johnson is my pet
2015
Boris Johnson: "It is absolutely essential that there should be untrammelled free trade between all parts of the UK including”
CAT CHECK
Boris Johnson personally agreed a deal to trammel free trade between parts of the UK:
bbc.com/news/uk-northe…
2016
Boris Johnson “There are some European counties that don’t even have a hotel quarantine system”
That would of course include the European country that he is Prime Minister of.
#PMQs
2017
Is there a filter for Zoom that turns cats into lawyers?
2019
Nice try talking cat, but I know the truth...
2020
This is not going to do our international reputation on culinary matters any good. twitter.com/weetabix/statu…
2021
“What is safe to say is that there is no rational basis for the adulation the NHS is currently receiving, and no reason to be ‘grateful’ for the fact that we have it." - @iealondon
Do me a favour and RT if you’re grateful for the NHS and the work its staff do
2022
"There is nothing special about the NHS, neither during this pandemic, nor at any other time.”
That’s the conclusion of right-wing London think tank @iealondon
They are wrong and remind us that a cynic knows the price of everything and the value of nothing...
2023
Cat that’s not been fed for 40 minutes:
2025
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.