1901
“Hi it’s Boris”
“Boris who?”
“Johnson...”
- click - twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
1902
Alright fellas, won’t be checking my tweets for a while as I’ll be watching AC-12 hunting bent coppers. Imagine that level of corruption in a public office! Now we’re sucking on diesel... #LineOfDuty
1903
Did Da Vinci paint this photo? twitter.com/Lycains_/statu…
1904
It’s #CensusDay for those of us in Northern Ireland, Wales or England so don’t forget to fill it in. Unfortunately worship of cats isn’t a recognised religion (unless you’re an ancient Egyptian)
1905
Communities Secretary “Honest” Bob Jenrick has announced a £56m fund to support costal towns. His landlocked constituency of Newark will no doubt be applying to build a pier.
1906
Disgraced former Prime Minister Boris Johnson and twice disgraced former Home Secretary Priti Patel nod along sadly reading this. twitter.com/Telegraph/stat…
1907
1908
Will recreate this in the new Downing Street briefing room as soon as possible so you have something to show for the £2.6m it cost... twitter.com/grace_panetta/…
1909
Wishing you all a very happy #RedNoseDay #ComicRelief
1910
This is utterly outrageous! Not the presenters making small talk; the fact a minister of the crown has hung his union flag upside down. twitter.com/wallaceme/stat…
1911
While the evidence suggests otherwise, I’ve not been sleeping on Boris Johnson’s head
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
1912
Breakfast time: Dominic Cummings tries to take credit for the vaccination programme
Tea time: Vaccination programme goes wrong
#Superforecast
1913
Let’s be honest, this government would gladly sign a trade deal with Thanos. twitter.com/HuffPostUK/sta…
1914
Wishing all my friends in Ireland and around the world a happy St Patrick’s Day
1915
Boris Johnson: “The best thing would be to ignore it”
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…
1916
They paid £423,641 for that Henry vacuum... twitter.com/carldinnen/sta…
1917
Given the number of deaths he can hardly say he’d have acted weaker, later and slower... the truth is he had his time again with the second wave and he made the same mistakes.
1919
Wishing all the Mums in the UK, Ireland and Nigeria a very happy Mother’s Day (don’t worry followers elsewhere, your date is different)
1920
There are no words.
(Pics @almaraabgarian and @jackhillphoto)
1922
This is their last resort... twitter.com/paparoach/stat…
1923
Very sorry to see the BBC aren’t making more episodes of The Mash Report, but it’s a good excuse to share this brilliant performance by @EllieJaneTaylor (with apologies for strong language)
1924
Strutting my stuff twitter.com/PoliticalPics/…
1925
The thoughts of a cat on Twitter are laughably unimportant, so at at time of sadness and worry all I can do is share a message that I hope might help make things better for all of us. Please listen to women explain the problem and talk together about how to solve it. x twitter.com/harriet1marsde…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.