1926
It turns out that refusing to admit to Boris Johnson has mislead the public is a full time job:
huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/allegra-…
1927
After allegations that I’m putting on weight, here’s proof I’m as slender as ever!
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
1928
A year ago today the Cheltenham Festival began, attracting 251,684 spectators over 4 days.
Boris Johnson said: “Banning such events will have little effect on the spread”
He was wrong. Very wrong.
gloucestershirelive.co.uk/news/cheltenha…
1929
@jaketapper With all due Respect Mr Tapper, this is what insanity looks like to us:
1930
Conservative Minister Lord Bethell says nurses are “well paid”
The ministerial salary for Lords is £70,969, slightly less than the combined pay of three newly qualified nurses. Lords are also entitled to £305 in allowances every day that they attend the Houses of Parliament.
1931
@DailyMirror I’ll diet when Johnson does...
1932
Good Evening Britain
bbc.co.uk/news/entertain…
1935
The Royal Family are dog people. Draw your own conclusions.
1937
Today is #InternationalWomensDay - here are the stories of four women tragically no longer with us:
Estrella Catalan bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan…
Maria Aparecida Duarte theguardian.com/world/2020/may…
Josephine Manini Peter news.sky.com/story/josephin…
Sylvia Tideswell bbc.com/news/uk-englan…
1938
Nigel Farage quits politics again.
Next election: Mysterious candidate Figel Narage comes 5th in a seat in Essex
1939
Would be a real shame if someone were to chew the wires... twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
1941
That Friday feeling! twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
1942
There are two groups of people in this country:
- Those who think nurses deserve a fair pay increase
- The government twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
1943
“The Government does not accept liability in this matter and it was right that the Government defended the case” - who amongst us hasn’t paid someone £340,000 of taxpayers money for doing nothing wrong?
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…
1944
My friends @CatsProtection are giving away a copy of the book about me as a prize for #WorldBookDay twitter.com/CatsProtection…
1946
Prepare to love Jonathan Van-Tam even more than you already do: twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
1947
Turns out it is possible to train a cat...
1948
CAT CHECK: The independent Office for Budget Responsibility says that the tax rises announced today will increase tax burden from 34% to 35%, the highest level since Labour’s Roy Jenkins was chancellor in late 1960s twitter.com/RishiSunak/sta…
1950
It’s budget day; probably not a great sign that the chancellor has asked to borrow a tenner to “see him through to the weekend” #Budget2021
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.