1727
#kitileaks Further easing of lockdown in England to be delayed by at least a month. The government ballsed it up. Again. Sorry (that apology is from me, but you’re due one from them)
1728
1729
My spy is in position… twitter.com/Peston/status/…
1730
BJ: “Nonsensical waffle with unnecessary Latin thrown in”
JB: “Don’t they speak English here?!”
1731
The little girl is sad because she had heard a clown was visiting her school this afternoon and this isn’t what she’d pictured…
1732
Boris Johnson is meeting Joe Biden today #G7
1733
That’s my exercise done for the day. twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
1734
It’s obviously now government policy to now take to Twitter to stoke up “culture wars” - while these well paid men, who work for you, are commenting on cricket and decorations, they’re not working on things that are, you know, actually important
1735
This is my face for when Boris Johnson does something stupid. twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
1736
The fluffiest thing you’ll see today twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
1737
ZOMBIE INVASION ON DOWNING STREET!!!
False alarm, it’s just Hancock being weird.
1738
Good news and bad news for 18 year olds positing racist and sexist abuse on social media.
The bad news is that you sport will be embarrassed by you.
The good news is that the Conservative Party won’t be, so a career in politics beckons.
1739
Utter garbage. These lazy attempts to paint ‘taking the knee’ as being motivated by a hidden Marxism are disgraceful and must stop.
1740
This great photo from @imageplotter makes it look like @huwbbc and I have had a falling out; don’t worry, we’re still pals
1741
Brendan Clarke-Smith MP accused people campaigning to provide meals to children of “celebrity virtue signalling” and asserted that food banks are a political weapon
bbc.com/news/education…
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/…
1742
You’d have thought Tory MPs would have learned by now that taking on Marcus Rashford will end badly for them.
1744
Watching and waiting in the shadows...
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
1745
“Any country or Government which wants to proceed towards tyranny starts to undermine legal rights and undermine the law.” - Margaret Thatcher, Conservative Party Conference 1966 twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
1746
I talk less in real life... t.co/7yGxFsYApP
1747
You turn if you want to; the cat is not for turning...
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
1748
British weather:
Too cold and wet
Too cold and wet
Too cold and wet
Too cold and wet
Too cold and wet
Too cold and wet
Sun...
Too hot
1750
My friends @Ofcom (who regulate the UK communications market) have set up a service to report these fraud texts to the phone companies. You just need to forward the message to 7726
ofcom.org.uk/phones-telecom…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.