1676
“Walk this way Angela”
“I’d rather walk normally, danke”
(Photo: Stefan Rousseau @PAImages)
1677
Police make door to door enquiries in the case of who keeps leaving turds in Boris Johnson’s shoes…
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
1679
This is not the mouse I’d pictured… twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
1681
One set of rules for them, a different set of rules for the rest of us… twitter.com/SkyNewsBreak/s…
1682
Always with Pride.
(Photo @LightHackers)
1683
#EURO2020: more U-turns than Boris Johnson
1684
New boy off to a dreadful start - telling the public that restrictions definitely won’t be necessary in the future is a dangerous lie. If the government keeps making mistakes they might be the only thing to prevent thousands more deaths, and he knows that. twitter.com/BBCPolitics/st…
1685
Love a belly rub! twitter.com/imageplotter/s…
1686
Never waste a camera! twitter.com/newswrthyvisio…
1687
Why hadn’t somebody thought of this before?! twitter.com/SkyNews/status…
1688
What an absurd name; those feet are clearly turquoise… twitter.com/ZoneNature03/s…
1689
Having an affair? twitter.com/BethRigby/stat…
1690
#Kitileaks - Hancock’s replacement as Health Secretary already lined up…
1691
Seems the matter wasn’t closed… twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
1692
My friends @foodgov have issued an important notice about some cat food products that aren’t safe - please read and share x twitter.com/foodgov/status…
1693
Explaining UK politics through Love Actually plots:
Matt Hancock is Alan Rickman.
The rest of us are Emma Thompson. We’re exhausted trying to hold everything together while he cheats.
He’s just given us the bloody CD…
1695
I’ve just watched the Matt Hancock video…
1698
A good time to revisit Matt Hancock’s comments when Professor Ferguson’s affair was exposed:
news.sky.com/video/i-dont-u…
1699
The British Antarctic Territory has been added to the green travel list - probably warmer than Scarborough…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.