1751
This may come as a surprise to you, but cats care about humans (you do feed us after all). I’ve noticed that a few of you have been victims of a horrible crime where thieves send scam text messages in order to steal money
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1752
When you wake up and remember that it’s a bank holiday:
1753
Makes me wonder which cabinet minister has a friend from university whose pedalo manufacturing company is about to land a £200m contract for a luxury yacht
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1754
I thought it was suspicious when he combed his hair this morning... twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
1755
Some people are in London today protesting about “lockdown” and being offered a vaccine. More people in London are working, seeing friends and family, shopping, drinking in pubs and eating in restaurants. Which is nice.
1757
Boris Johnson is meeting Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orbán. A despotic politician, who regularly spouts horrendous views... and the Prime Minister of Hungary.
1759
Government claim: “We’ve put a protective shield around care homes”
Reality:
1760
I honestly thought he’d stuck an F & D on his cheeks twitter.com/SpotTheLoon201…
1761
Dominic Cummings evidence today made one thing clear: I’m the only individual in Downing Street that’s good at my job, but you knew that anyway.
1762
Boris Johnson and other politicians would do well to learn that the people they serve aren’t stupid. If you fail to reply to a straightforward question they will draw their own, obvious conclusions. twitter.com/BBCPolitics/st…
1763
Finally a government insider has admitted what was already clear: they failed us. The government fell “disastrously short” of what was needed, which led to tens of thousands of unnecessary deaths. Today’s apology must be followed by one from those who see fit to remain in power.
1764
Downing Street confirms Boris Johnson has spent time working on book about Shakespeare while Prime Minister, because we’re not idiots and know what that non-answer means. twitter.com/lewis_goodall/…
1765
As mistakes go, incorrectly telling a few hundred thousand people not to leave their city is a biggie. twitter.com/CityMayorLeic/…
1766
Boris Johnson, February 2021: “Lockdown easing must be irreversible”
May 2021:
Lockdown easing is reversed
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1767
Cats always know when it’s about to rain - if you see us hunkering down, time to do the same! twitter.com/PoliticalPics/…
1768
To be (at the meeting), or not to be (at the meeting), that is the question... twitter.com/MichaelLCrick/…
1769
I don’t want to alarm anyone, but Noah’s just put in a big order at the timber yard...
1771
@bbceurovision I’m willing to be the UK’s entry next year, if you’d like to actually try and win this thing
1772
Do any other continents want to sign song contest deals with us? Antarctica?
1773
Thanks Europe, British kids are crying - hope you’re happy #Eurovision
1774
#Eurovision - when all of Europe comes together... and gives the UK 0 points
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.