951
In all seriousness conversion “therapy” is abhorrent and has no place in a modern society. Boris Johnson knows that. I know he knows that because he called it abhorrent in 2020. What changed?
gaytimes.co.uk/life/boris-joh…
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Boris Johnson? Breaking a promise? THE Boris Johnson? It just seems so unlike him… twitter.com/PaulBrandITV/s…
953
A photo of Boris Johnson digging himself a hole might not have been the wisest choice currently… #Partygate
954
I warned him what would happen… twitter.com/lukemcgee/stat…
955
The people don’t want to be in the rubber boats… twitter.com/PippaCrerar/st…
956
- There were no parties
- There were parties but I didn’t attend
- I did attend the parties but they followed the rules
- Wait for the Sue Gray report
- Sue Gray says they didn’t follow the rules but wait for the police investigation
- Ignore the police investigation
#Partygate twitter.com/Steven_Swinfor…
957
Could you just walk past them? twitter.com/CovidJusticeUK…
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@CovidJusticeUK Your dignity stands in stark contrast to their disregarding coldness. Know that you are right in your actions and that you have the love and support of millions x
959
Johnson has just got back to Downing Street from his party, drunk. He’s lost his keys, I’m not letting him in, twitter.com/PaulBrandITV/s…
960
Boris Johnson could have been honest with you from the start. He chose to lie. Repeatedly. Give him enough rope and the result is inevitable.
961
Your Momma moved you out to the West coast to stop you getting into fights Will… #Oscars
962
What did these middlemen provide for the millions of pounds of your money that they were given? Why did they not just provide the details of manufacturers rather than buying from them and hiking the price? Who will be held accountable? twitter.com/guardian/statu…
963
Wishing a wonderful Mother’s Day to everyone celebrating today x
964
This year Mother’s Day is an hour shorter than Father’s Day… #EverydaySexism
966
Conservative Party 2013: “We’re going to make it easier to sack people”
Conservative Party 2022: “No, not like that”
968
Sunak’s advisors kicking themselves for not explaining how a contactless card reader works:
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Someone needs to sort out this mess… twitter.com/iainjwatson/st…
970
Super spreader event ahoy! twitter.com/hzeffman/statu…
972
Reminder for Boris Johnson: Listen to what your colleague is saying.
If you don’t, you risk pulling faces and smirking while they’re talking about people sheltering in basements, which makes you look like a callous prat #SpringStatement
973
BREAKING: P&O are going to get away with it #PMQs twitter.com/JasonGroves1/s…
974
My Spring Statement:
It’s exactly two years since Boris Johnson ordered a national lockdown, which means it’s two years tomorrow that he bulk ordered cheese, party poppers and Prosecco. The police investigation continues…
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I know you’re all wondering where I’m coming home from at 6 in the morning… well, keep wondering! twitter.com/iainjwatson/st…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.