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We’re the best in the world at falsely claiming we’re the best in the world at something… twitter.com/elrington1952/…
1003
Congratulations to the government; only took over Chelsea this morning and they’ve already won their first game
1004
The elected representative for Shrewsbury and Atcham says it would be immoral for the UK to take in more Ukrainian refugees.
Conservative MP Daniel Kawczynski hosted “Conservative Friends of Russia” events who has admitted to bullying parliamentary staff. You pay him £81,932.
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I *always* find the ham sandwich. twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
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“We will not give up; we will not lose. We will fight to the end on sea, in the air, we will continue fighting for our land whatever the cost, we will fight in the forests, in the fields, on the shores, in the streets”
Many try to sound like Churchill; Zelensky leads like him twitter.com/BBCPolitics/st…
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You may recall that it was Kevin who said Ukrainian refugees could apply to pick crops in the UK. Now he’s referencing a Russian terrorist attack on the UK to excuse us only admitting a minuscule number of those fleeing the Russian invasion of Ukraine. You pay him £113,612 twitter.com/carldinnen/sta…
1008
Today is International Women’s Day. This year I want to use it to tell you more about four inspirational Ukrainians:
Kateryna Pavlova
Svitlana Zalishchuk
Lyubov Mala
Oksana Zubkovska
#InternationalWomensDay
#IWD2022
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Out and about twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
1010
Despite appearances, the Prime Ministers of Canada and The Netherlands haven’t placed Boris Johnson in handcuffs. Yet.
1011
One of these things is not like the others…
(Photo @imageplotter)
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The UN estimates there are already 1.5m refugees from the Russian invasion. The UK has accommodated 0.003% of them. twitter.com/LOS_Fisher/sta…
1013
Nigel Farage is a heavy smoker and drinker who is very likely to be dead before the government’s current net zero target of 2050 is reached. He has no future to protect, only a past littered with lies.
1014
You pay for those Border Force officials who work on your behalf. Demand better. twitter.com/BBCMarkEaston/…
1015
The security services said it was a risk. Boris Johnson personally intervened. Lebedev become Lord of Siberia.
1016
You will no doubt share my surprise that Boris Johnson personally granting a peerage to his billionaire Russian friend turns out to be dodgy as hell. twitter.com/Gabriel_Pogrun…
1017
Thank God there’s a news channel willing to provide a platform for ordinary working people with no interest in the Westminster bubble.
1018
Simply not giving Gavin Williamson a knighthood seems an obvious solution to this problem
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I know how tough times are for a lot of people right now so if you can’t do this, don’t feel guilty for a moment. For any of my followers able to, wondering how best to donate to the people impacted by the Russian invasion of Ukraine this is the route I’d advise: twitter.com/decappeal/stat…
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Some are saying this is silly. I disagree. It’s not the cats being targeted, it’s those that accompany them and they need to understand that Putin has made them a pariah state. Plus I might actually win now. twitter.com/USATODAY/statu…
1022
The Conservative government have given Gavin Williamson a knighthood.
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Some days it’s just all too much…
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
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Sleep well everyone. We go again tomorrow x
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Our parliament has witnessed many shameful acts and statements in recent years, so it’s refreshing to see a moment we can all be proud of as the Ukrainian Ambassador to the UK
Vadym Prystaiko is welcomed with a standing ovation:
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.