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And that’s just the stuff that’s come out; imagine what secrets they’re keeping. twitter.com/benrileysmith/…
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Heading into the bank holiday weekend like a boss
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
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Boris Johnson, campaigning: “WE’RE GOING TO TAKE CONTROL OF OUR BORDERS!!!
Boris Johnson, governing: “Dear EU, send what you like to Britain, we won’t be checking it”
bbc.co.uk/news/business-…
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Animal here: don’t compare them to us; those men are behaving like dicks twitter.com/BBCPolitics/st…
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That’s nothing; hundreds of them cheer while watching Boris Johnson screw the entire country. twitter.com/SkyNews/status…
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UK government, May 2020: “Right from the start, it’s been clear that this horrible virus affects older people most. So right from the start, we’ve tried to throw a protective ring around our care homes.” twitter.com/SkyNewsBreak/s…
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A universally unpopular entity, known for failures to deliver, dreadful value for money and a complete inability to get the job done. Not sure what he’s got against the Passport Office though. twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
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Not sure what Elon Musk has spent $44bn on; I’ve owned Twitter since the day I joined.
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Ease the Monday pain with photos of me looking a bit silly: twitter.com/PoliticalPics/…
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Wishing you all a very happy St George’s Day
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He wouldn’t dare… twitter.com/ITVNewsPolitic…
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Westminster is strange and confusing. For anyone unsure what happened today, here’s an explanation through the medium of The Lion King:
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These figures are remarkable. In a room of 100 voters, if you asked anyone who thinks Johnson hasn’t lied to stand up, 92 of them would remain sitting. And the Conservatives are going to ask them to vote for him!
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According to @YouGov just 17% of people who actually voted for the Conservatives in the 2019 election think Boris Johnson hasn’t lied about #Partygate
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Happy birthday to Her Majesty The Queen. Her first Prime Minister was Winston Churchill; her current one… really isn’t.
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Boris Johnson thinks he’s gotten away with it. Boris Johnson is wrong. twitter.com/Steven_Swinfor…
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Of the Conservative MPs in this thread who had indicated they’d make a judgement on Boris Johnson following the police investigation, just one (Mark Harper) has now called for him to go. You deserve an answer from the rest. twitter.com/Number10cat/st…
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Photographic proof I can touch my nose with my tongue! twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
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Cats
In your multitudes
Scarce to be counted
Filling the darkness
With order and light
You are the sentinels
Silent and sure
Keeping watch in the night
(Pic @LightHackers)
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92 years ago the BBC announced there was no news to report that day so they played piano music for 15 minutes. The good old days: bbc.co.uk/news/entertain…
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A survey by @JLPartnersPolls asked UK voters for words to describe a UK politician. Here’s the ones they chose most often. Any ideas which politician they were asking about?
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They’re going to try to privatise the Church of England, aren’t they?
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.