926
I’m not usually one for profanities, but rare instances call for them. Yesterday 13 people were murdered for doing their job:
amp.cnn.com/cnn/2022/02/25…
927
While it’s obviously good that Zahawi has finally been removed from office, here are some things that aren’t so good:
1. Despite sacking him, Sunak told Zahawi he should be “extremely proud”
2. Zahawi will be entitled to £16,876 of compensation for being sacked in disgrace
928
Cats
In your multitudes
Scarce to be counted
Filling the darkness
With order and light
You are the sentinels
Silent and sure
Keeping watch in the night
(Pic @LightHackers)
929
He is risen!
(Jesus that is, Boris Johnson will be in bed until at least 11)
#Easter
930
Of Boris Johnson’s many faults I’m not convinced “too loyal” makes the top 30
931
Johnson is up in Manchester for the Conservative conference so I’m running the place undisturbed; lots of tidying up to do…
932
Boris Johnson is 38 years younger than Sir David Attenborough.
He doesn’t look it.
(Photo @JeffJMitch)
933
Boris Johnson denies allegations
UK public:
934
Suella Braverman has been fired as Home Secretary. Somehow this both strengthens and weakens the government…
935
The BBC have kindly agreed to interview the remaining candidates to be my next lodger tonight. Let me know what you think of them… #BBCOurNextPM
936
Don’t I look young? twitter.com/LightHackers/s…
937
It’s 730 on a Monday and Boris Johnson has already had to order an investigation into his government, this time into Islamophobia, which his team had already denied. Solid start to the week…
938
I do a good impression of a rug… twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
939
I’ve got hold of the concrete policies announced in Johnson’s speech:
940
Foreign Secretary Dominic Raab has gone into isolation. He hasn’t got COVID, he’s just hiding. #kitileaks
941
Sir Kim Darroch was the UK’s ambassador to the US. He predicted Trump’s presidency could “crash and burn” and “end in disgrace” for which he was made to leave his role. How right he was and how sorry those who didn’t back him should be.
942
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me, seven swans a-swimming, six geese a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. They’re not a-swimming anymore; ate them.
943
Happy Halloween x twitter.com/DontShowYourCa…
945
Ease the Monday pain with photos of me looking a bit silly: twitter.com/PoliticalPics/…
946
The Impudence Of Youth
(Photo @lealolivas)
947
First rule of Downing Street: Never run out of ham! twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
948
The Tory party are the partner of a serial adulterer who keeps promising to change; they are weak and enthralled so keep accepting the lie and welcoming them back. Their fatal problem is they then hoist the cheater on the entire public, who can see his pants around his ankles…
949
@TwitterSupport Was the internal change the owner?
950
Conservative minister Gavin Williamson (pictured) thought he’d met Marcus Rashford but it was actually Maro Itoje. How embarrassing.
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.