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We’ve been so used to seeing bad, sad and downright terrifying news that we should all pause for a moment and be delighted that Nazanin is free and will be reunited with her daughter and husband x twitter.com/PippaCrerar/st…
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An answer that’s in no way suspicious or concerning from the Prime Minister:
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There once was a politician named May
To her Brexit deal Tories said No Way
Johnson claimed he’d bring order
But created a border
And now his fate’s in the hands of Sue Gray
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Given this government’s record, I wouldn’t recommend hot air ballooning for Valentine’s Day… twitter.com/MetroUK/status…
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The public don’t like being lied to and treated like idiots. Johnson will become very familiar with the sound of booing.
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Sorry to hear that Colin Powell has died. Here he is with the Cat Fanciers’ Association’s 2004 Cat of the Year, also called Colin Powell…
animalfair.com/2004/01/03/eli…
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With the very best wishes to Kate McCann for a speedy recovery, sending the host to sleep isn’t a great result for either of the contenders… twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
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Alan Turing was born 109 years ago today. He’s celebrated on the new £50 bank note. A great man who achieved great things: nytimes.com/2019/06/05/obi…
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I’ll be less polite than Sam. At a time when the public need politicians to do their job, the government has decided they shouldn’t. Voters remember that sort of thing. twitter.com/Samfr/status/1…
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On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
They’re not calling anymore. Ate them.
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That Friday feeling! twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
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The Tories doing their best to resurrect the economy through sheer spend on moving vans… twitter.com/PoliticalPics/…
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For all my followers here in the UK: Don’t forget that the clocks go back an hour tonight.
Jacob Rees-Mogg: Don’t forget to adjust your sundial.
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On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, six geese a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Made goose, calling bird, French hen, turtle dove, partridge & pear omelette. Ate it.
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Will recreate this in the new Downing Street briefing room as soon as possible so you have something to show for the £2.6m it cost... twitter.com/grace_panetta/…
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The people of Britain know they can count on me for stability. twitter.com/JakubKrupa/sta…
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He wouldn’t dare… twitter.com/ITVNewsPolitic…
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Would be a real shame if someone were to chew the wires... twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
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Just watched Boris Johnson record his statement. Summary:
Waffle
Waffle
World-leading (NB: this is a lie)
Waffle
Christmas
Build back better (NB: also a lie)
He should stick to hosting quizzes.
#kitileaks
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Advice for Tory commentators:
1. Reminding the public about #Partygate is a bad idea
2. Suggesting Sue Gray, who you appointed and insisted was beyond reproach, was biased is a really bad idea
3. Implying their should be a new investigation is a really, really bad idea
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Making Liz Truss PM was a disastrously bad idea, says everyone not reliant on her for their job.
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Making my feelings clear… twitter.com/KirstieMAllsop…
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Taking the opportunity to do some repairs while Johnson is away and can’t do any more damage…
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
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If you think your hot today just be grateful you’re not covered in fur… #UKHeatwave
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.