976
Cats love @BigJetTVLIVE! twitter.com/JamesWHarrison…
977
Happy birthday to Her Majesty The Queen. Her first Prime Minister was Winston Churchill; her current one… really isn’t.
978
Johnson is in hiding so I’m keeping the snappers occupied twitter.com/PoliticalPics/…
981
It better be a Jaguar… twitter.com/PjrFoto/status…
983
It would save time if the Conservatives who actually do pay tax could let us know. twitter.com/ShippersUnboun…
984
The Good Friday Agreement was signed 23 years ago. An act of delicate diplomacy, it delivered peace and security to a part of our country where those qualities had long been absent. The current political incumbents must recognise their duty to protect it, or move aside.
985
Boris Johnson’s fly is down - should I tell him before the press conference?
986
The fluffiest thing you’ll see today twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
987
The Prime Minister’s sister interviewing the Prime Minister’s father. What a country. twitter.com/LBC/status/156…
988
Given the Metropolitan Police have officers with semiautomatic machine guns at both ends of the road a “lack of evidence” is a little concerning twitter.com/SkyNews/status…
989
Hypothesis: As the UK death toll rises, the government’s flags get bigger. Current status:
991
Dominic Cummings on the look out for a nice chianti...
992
Father Christmas has finished compiling his naughty list for Downing Street…
993
An attack on Ukranian freedom is an attack on all freedom. You are our sisters and brothers.
995
Thanks a lot Boris, this lot are in tears now…
997
Makes me wonder which cabinet minister has a friend from university whose pedalo manufacturing company is about to land a £200m contract for a luxury yacht
theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/m…
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I object to the term “cat run” - this was a “moron corridor”
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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
Anyone want to buy some rings or empty birdcages? Could use the cash to buy more tasty, tasty birds…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.