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I can’t comment on who’s responsible for the large cat turd in Boris Johnson’s shoe as I don’t want to prejudge Sue Gray’s independent investigation… #PMQs
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They told me there was no money for Dreamies?! twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
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Never waste a camera! twitter.com/newswrthyvisio…
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I might not have been on Twitter at the weekend, but I was still on duty. twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
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The Downing Street resident they all want to meet twitter.com/Sophie_Wilmes/…
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The campaign is gathering momentum. I’m feline the love.
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On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
Ate them.
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Sending my love to all of my friends in North America being impacted by this winter storm, especially those of you with pets who are having to spend more time than usual inside x
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Open for a surprise…
(Photo @imageplotter)
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No need to wear a seatbelt, just try not to crash… twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
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Ta for knocking @LightHackers - sleep well everyone x
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“Maybe she’s hiding upstairs?” twitter.com/LightHackers/s…
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Snoozes and strokes. Bliss. twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
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You know what, maybe Boris Johnson isn’t so bad after all. I think he genuinely means well and puts the interests of the country before his own. We’re lucky to have him as Prime Minister and he’s an asset to the Conservative Party.
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I love robins. On toast. twitter.com/PoliticalPics/…
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It’ll take more than double glazing to keep a cat inside! twitter.com/Libmoggy/statu…
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Have a lovely weekend everyone xx twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
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‘Twas the night before the night before Christmas and all through the house, cats were interfering with people trying to wrap presents…
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Thanks a lot Sue, now Boris is in tears and refusing to come out of his room. Hope you’re happy with yourself. #partygate #kitileaks
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Boris Johnson personally blocking HS2 railway to Leeds:
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Welcome to the political felines team Willow AKA FCOTUS! twitter.com/FLOTUS/status/…
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Like The Terminator, he’s responsible for many unnecessary deaths.
Unlike The Terminator, he won’t be back.
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76 years ago Auschwitz was liberated. More than one million children, women and men were murdered there as part of the Holocaust. A dark lesson of history; humanity owes it to each of the victims to ensure it will never happen again. #HolocaustMemorialDay
#LightTheDarkness
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.