Carson(@CallMeCarsonYT)さんの人気ツイート(リツイート順)

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Fan comes up to me Fan: “Are you CallMeCarson?” Me: “Yeah that’s me!” Fan: “You know quackity!” going to be taking some time off.
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8ball meme is dead, what now?
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There is no greater defeat than when the waiter calls me “buddy” when I’m ordering my food Soon I will be 21, yet here I am, looking like I’m 14.
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Alright I’ve had enough. Today I start my war against brand twitter. Every brand tweet will have this in the replies. You will put it there. These social media interns will get what they deserve...
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DEPRESSION IS FOR CHUMPS. HAVE A SNICKERS.
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1 million followers? I hardly know her!
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All I wanna do is smack their heads and see if they make a ringing sound twitter.com/Emojipedia/sta…
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july the fourth be with you
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My opinion on the 2012 election was purely built based on the epic rap battle of history
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me: *makes normal joke* stans: OHJJFXDBBYH I CANT BELIEVE THIS I AM SO DONE WITH HIM,,,,,, STOP CARSON,,, I’M BLOCKING HIM—— THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR ME OMGJBJHNOKKB
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what if it was all a dream
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COOL ENGLAND FACT! it sucks
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The source of all my pain is when I’m eating an onion ring and the onion part comes out and now I’m stuck with an onion and a ring
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y’all... spell icup
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you're tellin me a shrimp fried this rice
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spent the whole day wishing I was monkey again...
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fart ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹𝘀 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁 𝗮𝘄𝗲𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲.
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BEING SAD IS CRINGE! IF I WERE YOU I WOULD STOP BEING SAD. IF YOU AREN’T HAPPY YOU’RE WEIRD.
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*gasp* Peppa Pig! What are you doing here!? I’m so glad I get to meet you! You are my favorite pig!
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society has surpassed the need for people with peanut allergies
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YES! YES YES YES YES YES YES YE. YES YES. YEEEEEES. Y E S PLEASE.
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I have a type and it’s hot women
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ME PLAYING SMASH BROS IN 2020.
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Who do you think God mains?