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uwu time for the news! Sweepy joe biden in the white howse :3 - joe the pwesident ewect!? twump no wonger pwezzy wezzy? *nuzzles you*
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Whenever a bird chirps it means God is tweeting
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Time to wake up and make fun of british people again
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idk why people were surprised by the whole COVID thing. People should be used to things being made in China and getting mass distributed in the US 🤔🤔
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when I see some tomfoolery on the timeline
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Hey guys, high-five me in the replies🖐
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2021 is the year of the return of ugandan knuckles
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It’s november and you people have the gall to play anything besides christmas music. The only song I should ever hear when I step outside my door is All I Want For Christmas Is You by Mariah Carey.
Anything else is sin.
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9 + 10 = 2021...LOL THIS YEAR IS AWESOME
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just want everyone to know I recorded this while taking a dump
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was great finally meeting you yesterday @pokimanelol
haha let's do it again some time!
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THE LAST THING ANYONE SHOULD BE WORRYING ABOUT RIGHT NOW IS POLITICS. TRY PLAYING VIDEO GAMES OR HAVING SEX.
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3 root beers in and I’m running into walls like an npc, i should never drunk this much ughh
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I do not know how to use chopsticks. Rather than becoming an extension of my hand, they only become an extension of my sadness
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My sister, carrying a few water bottles: “this is so we don’t run out of water in the car”
Me: “doesn’t the car use gas?”
My family doesn’t think I’m very funny.
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For those concerned about me, I recently started antidepressants and have been on a whirlwind of emotion and pain in my personal life. I recently started seeing a counselor a few weeks ago.
Right now I’m in no way mature enough to handle the responsibility of this job.
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I wish there was a way I could still get xbox live messages and voicemails nowadays from angry people in video games. A lost art. A fallen trade.
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