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Listen, I’m only gonna say this once. If they didn’t want us thinking about punting him, they shouldn’t have made Baby Yoda the size of a football
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never wanted to punt something so bad twitter.com/discord/status…
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@TedNivison sick and tired of all these cheaters in my life
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I’ve spent too much time wishing I was monkey, not enough time BEING monkey
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I’m finally 21 today! Double Digits!
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How do people wear crop tops without feeling like their stomach is the weak spot in a boss fight
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My Crying Carson figure drops August 21st! In honor of my first charity figure, I'm giving some away! RT + follow @youtooz to enter. I'll pick some winners Friday before the drop, good luck everyone!
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when your clone walks in
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is tomorrow like important or sumn
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I refuse to believe there’s people that stand up to wipe their ass
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You talk to your friends on Discord. I pick up dates in Pictochat. We are not the same.
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There’s no greater bonding experience than walking in the school bathroom and joining your 80 fellow male classmates in singing the Halo theme song
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I want to apologize to all my fans... you are not all band kids but now everyone thinks you are. Pick up that trumpet, ready your tuba, there is NO escape.
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can't wait for covid to go away tomorrow
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you can’t tell me the moon landing was real if the moon is still in the sky. It never landed
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I DO NOT LISTEN TO KPOP!!