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Carson
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Can someone please tell me what the deal is with airline food
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nvm @ArianaGrande i found a new girl and she’s way better than you ever were
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Hot dogs are sandwiches
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Every week of this year has been “remember last week? Man, things were great last week...”
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sometimes you just gotta take an L and go to bed, boys 😔 twitter.com/pokimanelol/st…
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yo @BarackObama do u have an iphone
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I don’t know what to caption this
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i hope all Women had a great christmas
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A female barber is called a Barbara
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and straight people have either “🗿” or “🦍” twitter.com/BIGBADBUTCHHH/…
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minecraft should have a fortnite mode so it can be more like fortnite
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Thought of the day:
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i do not like kpop
i like kpop
i do not like kpoop
i like kpoop
kpop is bad
kpop is bad
kpop is good
who is this jungkook guy
These are my takes. Let’s see what they say.
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The year is 2021. You drive to your friend's birthday party and on the way a virgin Ford F150 drives into the side of your TESLA CYBERTRUCK™ - It crumples like paper. You scoff as you drive off with your framed portrait of Elon Musk, not a rearview mirror in sight. No survivors.
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wish i was hot like minecraft lava block
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One of these days Corpse Husband is gonna cough, clear his throat, and start talking like gilbert gottfried
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Seeing normal cats:
- fluffy and adorable
- lots of love and attention
- makes me happy
Seeing the movie Cats:
- okay that’s a little weird
- please stop dancing so sexually
- haha OH WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHAT T̷̤̱̿̽͌̀͂̐̅͊͂̍͠͝H̷̯̦̾̂͊̈́̈́̎̍E FUCK̸̛̛̛̥͉͇̞̝̓͌̐̃͑̒͌̆̂͊͒ͅ
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women are loud