Carson(@CallMeCarsonYT)さんの人気ツイート(リツイート順)

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i saw your tweet when it had a typo i am a comedy god. you failed. you Slug. i have a screenshot. look at my screenshot of your failure. That Is So Funny HAHAHA. you messed up. I saw it. It’s true. i am Laughing. get a load of Mr. Typo over here. ahaha. you deleted it. But I saw
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what my food see in the microwave
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jeffree star is my sleep paralysis demon
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well at least I have 8ball
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Merry Gay Month Everybody
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did it work
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the cargo shorts stay ON during sex
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I’m taking a break indefinitely. This has been a difficult decision, but after considering some recent personal events and my own mental health, I’ve decided I need to take a moment to step away. Going to focus on making myself a better person. Thank you for your support.
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Just met Barack Obama and kissed him on the mouth. Social distancing my ass, that’s the 44th!
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No time for women. too busy playing Temple Run
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today is just a normal day like any other. No drugs in sight. No sin in my household.
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my eyes are so sick of seeing the word “simp” everywhere Please learn new word
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Calling all HOT WOMEN, If you are a HOT WOMAN I have decided we shall be falling in love. You must be HOT and FEMALE. If you are these things, you MUST enter my DM’s! If you are not these things, you are worthless. I am doing this because I am overwhelmingly straight (not gay)
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the fortnite black hole is my asshole
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retweet for a shoutout
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Top 10 Power Couples #1 -
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This is a cat. He looks down on the tweet below him. It is stupid.        __      />  フ      |  .  . l      /` ミ_xノ      /      |     /  ヽ   ノ     │  | | |  / ̄|   | | |  | ( ̄ヽ_ヽ)__) __)  \二つ
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it’s actually such a pain dragging this much cake everywhere I go, anyone tryna lighten the load? 🤤
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just tested positive for swag
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mmm... monkey
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never talking to women again
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all I do now is play 8ball on iphone
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this feels like a personal attack twitter.com/Ahmutt/status/…
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Obama...not in front of everyone! Jeez man... 😍🥰🥰😘