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Me: Can I use the bathroom?
Teacher: MAY you use the bathroom.
Me: *pees everywhere*
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nothing david dobrik ever does will wash away the taste of that lion peeing in his mouth. david if you see this i want you to know you are going to know what lion pee tastes like for the rest of your life. you're disgusting
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why didn’t sony announce minecraft steve in smash yesterday
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yeah the australians lost a war to emus but at least they didn’t lose a war to potatoes like the irish
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Found out where babies come from. What a miracle. Thank you for this gift father. Now I understand so much
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Can we bring back planking so that there’s one good thing about 2020
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Hello mirror! You’re looking a lot like me today
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Why don’t short people climb on top of each other to make normal sized people
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still on break but here’s some pics of me when I was 3 that I enjoy
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Would you guys watch a reality television show about this dude
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A relationship should be 50/50, I HONK HONK BEEEEP BEEEEEP *CRASH* VRRRRRROOOMMMM *SLIDE WHISTLE UP AND DOWN* IPHONE MARIMBA TONE PLAYS
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minecraft is for losers and british people
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someone out there is listening to nightcore as they work on getting their PhD
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